Jean-Marie Bigard and the presidential: "I am delighted to scare"

Jean-Marie Bigard had promised to "let go". The 5000 paying spectators who, according to the organizers, followed it this Saturday evening in streaming and live from the Apollo Theater, in Paris, were not disappointed. The sixty-something and sixty-year-old spent an hour and a half in freewheeling, in front of a handful of fans gathered in the Paris room or appearing on screens scattered around him. His watchword: "Tonight is freedom. No CSA, no censorship, no Muriel Robin (Editor's note: the comedian had called the CSA to punish him after a sexist and violent joke on a TV set) . If I take out my b ..., nobody will say anything! "

The king of scat humor will luckily not go so far, but the first half hour, started with images of the Stade de France which he had filled in 2004, is salty, between his circumcision at 43, his bawdy songs and warm jokes about sex. No matter how much he asks the children to be put away, the one about incest goes badly… “We must laugh at everything. The release of bitches is the favorite sketch of the French, "he says, too happy to push the misogynist provocation to the end. “There are three types of women: whores, bitches and pissers. Bitch, it's not an insult, it's a rank. "And to ask a spectator:" Do you prefer to be a slut or a tuna? "

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On stage, Bigard has two bottles, one of Ricard, one of red wine, "just in case". He went down first conscientiously. On the table is also placed a red telephone "in case the president calls". A nod to the phone call that Emmanuel Macron actually made to him during confinement. Will the humorist speak this evening about his candidacy for the presidential election, which he announced on BFMTV and confirmed to the Parisian a few days ago? A clue. A certain Antonin comes to sing a song to his glory: "President or king of the idiots / I don't care / But for good / Bigard it sounds like hope / Put them in the closet / All these harmful to the mitten. "

"I will never be president, but if I were ..."

And then, halfway through the show, Bigard "goes into the fat". "I heard I was going to throw in the towel. Not at all, I am delighted to scare this band of enc ... Being the scarecrow of all these assholes, I really like it. It is good, no, to have someone who speaks simply, with his heart, right? I'm a bit vulgar, but we understand what I'm saying. I'm going to go and ask the mayors if they will give me the 5000 signatures and we will see. "He castigates those who" lick their asses to the powers of money "and" the tocards who govern us, who must still kick their asses from time to time ". And present yourself as a white knight: "Everyone sells their soul to the devil, except me".

He lists his first five decisions after being elected. "I will never be president, but if I were, I would first restore the right to drop, the right to make its brandy." “The second thing that inflates me, continues the one who had appeared on the list of Marcel Campion, is PLM law (Editor's note: law relating to the electoral status in Paris, Lyon and Marseille, divided into districts) . If it is repealed, Anne Hidalgo will return to where it was, to nothing. Bigard also wants to "shoot the middlemen" and set up "a housewife's basket of 15 fruits and vegetables sold at pilot prices. Another announcement that provokes applause from spectators, Bigard is for "the reopening of brothels". "No one can deny," he says, "that exercising the ass is a vital need."

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The more the show progresses, the more it turns into a commercial café, the more Bigard blasts against "the horns that govern us", "the lies that we were made to swallow during confinement". He defends Professor Raoult against the big laboratories "which place who they want on the throne of the countries". He attacks the "beautiful bunch of tocards" in which he places the government spokesperson, the last two ministers of health, or the director general of health ... And there he no longer laughs, he gets angry all red, accuse. "I just spoke to you from my heart," he concluded at 9 p.m. And I was happy to have the balls to express myself freely. Before announcing a new streaming show in September.