From Mop to Mop: How did Megan Merkel destroy the only prince we loved

From the bad boy of the royal house drinking champagne out of prosthetic leg, Megan turned Harry into a model duke who starts the morning with meditation and talks about veganism - she will probably pay for it in the future. To the thrones

Karin Arad

I want to say, for starters, that I'm very much for Megan. Coming to the palace as an underdog, she tries to survive there without giving up on who she is - I salute her attempts to move between the conservative drops and the personal people of corset drawers that she has to endure, and she doesn't want to spend her life in a meaningless haze and fluttering from the balconies. So she has annoyed some people since she became a duchess, but there is no breakthrough made without annoying some people. The hallmark of strong people is that they do not have to be loved by everyone all the time.

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The problem is that she started exaggerating. A week ago, a report was published stating that the Queen had rejected a very peculiar petition from the royal couple - they were trying to get her permission to build their own autonomous yard, unrelated to the yard to which the other royal couple, William and Kate, or at all, belong to Buckingham Palace. They want complete freedom of action. And what did the queen say? So far.

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After the Queen suffered a great deal of unusual behavior from her new bride, including allowing the couple separate office conduct for their public activities, her patience was probably over and could be understood. Really, how much can she already expect her grandson to lose his personality in this relationship, and more to the wrong woman, without responding? It is well known - the only woman allowed to take over Prince Harry's brain is Queen Elizabeth II, a representation on earth of the kingdom and the Anglican church.

And with all due respect to Megan, me too is already getting annoyed. The royal couple's latest petition to set up a completely separate and independent courtyard - unrelated to the palace - so that Megan could undoubtedly expand the amount and depth of her activist activities was the final nail in Harry's rag closet.

The man, formerly the bad boy's superficial boy, seems to have completely lost his spine. Just to put your ear down, here's a brief overview of the Prince's feats in his past, which I think everyone has forgotten a bit. Remember, for example, the time he stripped and walked around Bogas naked after losing to Strip Billiards? Or the time he was so drunk that he fell into a pool, or the motorcycle he had (where was the motorcycle, by the way? It was hot)?

He had even less regal moments. He once drank champagne from a prosthetic leg, dared to kiss his girlfriend at a public event contrary to the royal court's harsh protocols, and hung out with Pi Didi (funny!). His dad even hired a special speaker for him whose entire job was to keep him from getting into embarrassing public moments. Of course, there was also the stripper who claimed to be celebrating Bogas together (for $ 1000), but his worst, no doubt at all, was when he thought it was a great idea to dress up for a Nazi, including a swastika on the arm, at a costume party.

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Behind every strong woman stands someone who was once fun

No matter how you look at it, the last thing he was a model prince, and until the moment Megan came into his life, he showed no interest in any non-amusement and aspirational vodka - from a person who never stops celebrating, suddenly interested in sustainability, arguing about the level of veganism Colors, and starts this morning with mangold juice, meditation and yoga. He stopped smoking and drinking out of sympathy with his pregnant wife, announcing that he was taking maternity leave. Between us, it doesn't matter, because what is he already doing that he needs to take a vacation? Unless his job is to produce headlines that various organizations will love, in which case, Ahlowe Job, the Honorable Duke 'Dog Looking Down'.

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally in favor of stopping with these ridiculous celebrations - from a certain age or older it starts to get sadder than anything else, but does it make sense that a guy whose drinking habits funded the Guinness he suddenly became the most responsible guy, and there is no Escape from Lamar - the most in the world? No.

What is more likely to happen is that the boy who has lived in the royal bubble all his life has never met a woman who does not fall off his feet, and this is probably his first attempt at a serious relationship with a principled woman, one who has really done something in her life besides going to charity, and he admires her so much that he Letting her lead them. It's not bad in itself - Megan has a backbone that can carry another person, and she's really caring and active - the problem is that this change is so radical that sometime in the next few years, at the end of this couple's honeymoon, this transformation is unlikely to hold up due to its extreme , Will cause an inevitable explosion, and a shame.

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Enough, we will, thank you, tofu has the taste of chicken