"Israel Today" correspondent Daniel Roth-Avnery went into solitary confinement after every sin was to go on vacation at the end of a grueling third election campaign.
"Have a good day," my beloved looked at the accusatory look of "It's all for you, lady." And so, without a hug and without a kiss (guidelines are the guidelines nowadays), he took hold of the attorney's binder and disappeared into space in the atmosphere of "prosecution against you on the way." No, we are not in divorce proceedings or quarrel, my beloved works in the room next to me and from last weekend we are even united (Netanyahu and Gantz - you'll learn).
Daniel Roth-Avnery does not give up sports in isolation // Photo: Tal Avnery
We too have fallen for the 38,000 Israelis who are in isolation. And hey, we even added to the respected Wetsap group of "Together in Isolation - Ramat Gan". Mayor, Carmel Shama the priest, thank you for that.
Our spousal isolation story, which is currently still in the latent stage of childbirth, was created thanks to a vacation of less than 24 hours in the Dead Sea. After intense and fascinating coverage of three election campaigns, I promised myself as "New Daniel" to invest in personal life beyond my work as a communications woman.
So I forced my husband, under threats, of course, to go on a fun day, which basically means that the girls stay with their grandmothers. (That was before they entered the risk group, so don't be polite).
What do I tell you - we felt single, happy and embarrassed that the hotel was quite empty. While other parents ran sweaty after the kids at various Purim festivals, we enthusiastically ran to the massages, mud and the pampering breakfast of breakfast. In euphoria like us, it turns out, there were also a couple of tourists who were positive to Corona and were staying at the same time, only that they were able to bring in isolation outside of us almost half a country. We have more to go.
We didn't notice anyone coughing at us, nor do we remember any tourists nearby (maybe because we concentrated on the bus?). But as disciplined citizens, state guidelines are a must and as long as political campaigns continue to linger in my journalistic and traumatic mind, one thing has been clear to me is that in order to cure Israeli society - "we must isolate ourselves"!
As a person who has lived in the area, ever since I started to spend my day working from home, I have had a special experience. It's not bad to work from a cuddly office - branded in Minnie's mouse, on a 40 cm high-end plastic CEO's chair. But the really amazing thing is to find that when I talk to colleagues and sources on the phone, and share that I'm in isolation, they immediately lower their voices in panic - as if That isolation corona transmits over the phone!
And Mom, I understand the sensitivity to the risk group, but it's time to ask that you stop filtering me on the phone. Eh?
In spite of my lover's fear of isolation (maybe he is with me?) As a former accomplished athlete, I took a clear decision at the outset, which I chanted in Italian counterfeits from the balcony I do not have: this isolation I am going to eat in big bites and perform!
Dear readers, Reed Mae Leafs! I don't mean to spend a minute in front of Netflix (even when there is no season three of Feuda there) and I have four main goals for my isolation - to come out of it pure, piece, rich and loved.
And so, among other things, I will make a perfect Passover cleaning at home, spend hours on my bike (and you will close the gyms, lol) and invest in writing an ever-successful personal isolation journal that will gain even more worldwide circulation than the Corona. As for love, this is already my husband's ...
Our Crazy Life is a journey made up of a collection of experiences of all kinds. You can see them as negative and threatening and crash, but you can see them with the grace and magical powers they give our personality. In both cases, this is how I will remain in isolation, so what is better for me?
I hope that by the time I leave the isolation in a week, a government will be established here and the babysitter song will not fire me as an employer, because she has found a much more lucrative job in importing toilet rolls.
I hope the Corona vaccine is found by our wise Israel - who will save the world. If Wonder Woman and Lior Sushard are our own, then for the Israeli to be found everything is possible. The good guys win, at least on Netflix (don't see! That's what I was told).
And to all the polite ones who offer to help me in isolation and just ask how, I have no shame and I'll tell you exactly how. You will find me a manicurist who will agree to come home, to the secluded space, protected from head to toe - because my nail polish is real, but really in need of renewal.
Kisses and hugs to you (yes, yes, far away!) From the isolation.