As of: January 19, 2024, 5:06 p.m
By: Nadja Rödig
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Sure, you can buy “The Last of Us” on classified ads or you can get yourself a bunker for the zombie apocalypse.
Did you find your current apartment on classified ads?
Then you have actually already hit the jackpot.
Well... almost at least, because you missed out on a few gems of the real estate market during your search.
I mean, in retrospect, wouldn't you rather have a place for your manure or a cozy fallout shelter?
Even!
So take a look at these somewhat bizarre real estate classifieds from 2023, some of which are actually still on the market.
Do not know why.
1. “Cemetery of the Cuddly Toys” is your favorite book and you really want to replay it?
Stephen King sends his regards.
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…Okay, how clever that is – or not!!!
– is up to you.
But having your own plot definitely beats a puny allotment.
Besides, nothing and no one annoys you here (living things 👀).
2. Finally a home where you don't have to go to the hardware store for light bulbs!
RIP.
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Have you missed this luxury villa INCLUDING a grave light?
Then maybe because you didn’t look under “Other properties”.
But no problem!
At this ridiculous price, you can also afford this offer as a second home.
3. Where to put all this crap?
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This offer stinks.
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If you live in Baden-Württemberg and want to temporarily store a little (450 cubic meters) of residual fertilizer, you have your answer here.
4. A wet dream.
A bit condescending, perhaps.
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Who doesn't want to feel superior (5 floors)?
No wonder that this stylish water tower is already reserved.
At 35 meters there would be so much space for the tears you are crying because of this loss.
5. When you want to use your home to simply say, “I hate poor people.”
Does anyone have any spare change for a villa?
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4,000 m2 of pure living space, private yacht berth and of course a swimming pool.
A bit silly, but you should remain modest with your demands.
6. With 400 rooms in 46,000 square feet, you can host family reunions without EVER seeing your family. Dreamy!
Your own Grand Hotel!
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Too bad I just put the last 80 million into a private jet.
7. If you don't have the necessary change, perhaps this ticket booth is for you.
Larger than any shared room in Berlin and Munich.
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The Munich real estate market can pack in!
8. “Bang Boom Bang”!
If you want to recreate “Bang Boom Bang” in your free time.
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No, really “Bang Boom Bang”!
...It was filmed here, as the current homeowner says, without a filming permit.
Things are less anarchic on the sales market, the house is no longer online.
It's a shame actually.
9. - And where do you live?
- In a former US radio station in the forest.
- *running away*
Could also be a cool filming location.
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The peace and quiet in this forest clearing between fences and hot-dip galvanized wire mesh is definitely next level.
10. Simply invite your date to your original Mongolian yurt.
Do you want me to show you my yurt?
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A hand-painted unique piece for just 4,300 ocks.
You can take your date with you for a trial overnight stay.
Definitely more creative than mini golf.
11. If you want your damn peace...
Then you'd rather have flowers in the garden.
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... you were unlucky.
Unfortunately, this unbeatable offer is no longer online, but you can still dream.
12. A project almost like your favorite prepper from “The Last of Us”.
Prepper Bill would be proud.
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You're probably not alone in thinking this, the offer is already off the table.
But against a horde of zombies, the 1,500 m2 building, including secret rooms, hiding places, bulletproof glass windows, its own water source, fertile land... would certainly have been great.
13. Your own fortress of solitude.
For the case of falls?
Or something like that... © kleinanzeigen.de
You may not be Superman, but you still want to retire?
Then a fallout shelter isn't a strange home for you.
Not at all.
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