Say, Geranium, do you come here a lot?
The "World's First Pub for Plants" will open for just one evening (currently) in Manchester, England, and the general idea is that the venue's clerks, who carry the aptly named The Seed & Sip (but in the days as their correction is called The Freemount), will come, sit, drink something, Get to know a cute plant or pot that will do it for them and come home with it happy and happy.
For the sake of reassurance and doubt, this is not a kinky venture, but a collaboration between the British alcoholic cider brand Inch's (owned by Heineken) and the Plants and Pots website, two companies that advocate sustainability and a green future.
Nursery at first glance
Excited about the potential?
This is how it will work: a person enters a pub (for free, but the number of places is limited), is impressed by the range of plants and coveted pots they spend in the place, consults a "herbalist" on site, who will try to match him with his preferences and lifestyle, and sits with the plant Chosen on a glass of cider, hoping the matchmaking will take root.
To avoid unpleasantness, as plants are incapable of having a matter-of-fact conversation (whether you are drunk from cider or not), there will also be an artistic part: a stand-up artist will hold an award-winning quiz (on plants, presumably), while the rising British indie band Red Rum Club will hold a performance in the pub with music, which at least according to the organizers will suit humans and plants alike.
The band's lead singer, Francis Dorn, said excitedly that "over the years we have performed to different and diverse audiences, but this time it is without a doubt the most special audience that has fallen on our part to entertain.
Cool, but we're already thinking ahead, ahead of the wedding.
What will they serve in it to eat?
After all, a plant that eats a vegetarian dish is a kind of cannibal, isn't it?
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