An Australian man found a McDonald's hamburger in a bun under his spare tire. Cameron Holland hit the burger with a hammer and it shattered like a marble tile.

"I will never eat at McDonald's again," said Holland. McDonald's defended their eternal meat patty in a statement to the News.com.au, proclaiming that they "pride ourselves in delivering superior quality products" and emphasized the obvious: "Our food is intended for consumption at the time of purchase or delivery to ensure its quality"