[HIGHLIGHTS] “Best Schnitzel Scene”: This is what the Oscars would be like if it were in Austria

Austrian Oscars would take place against an Alpine backdrop. The red carpet would not be red, but deep green like the Alpine meadows.

Romy Schneider and Falco would present awards as holograms. The acceptance speeches would all be delivered in the person's respective dialect. Julie Andrews would perform a special “Hills Are Alive’ performance with Austrian folk musicians. An honorary prize would be awarded for the best cheese spaetzle, and the trophy would of course be in the shape of a giant Spaetzle press.