“He’s 60+ looking…”: Man from Augsburg goes looking with a piece of paper – and “offers a full body massage”. “Sounds relaxed,” says the post from notesofgermany, an Instagram page on which strange note stories – also from Bavaria – are repeatedly posted.

The note certainly seems a bit suspicious, to say the least. For example, that the author promises “100 percent” discretion – which sounds as if he also wanted to address married women with his request.