Guido Maria Kretschmer would be willing to undergo these cosmetic surgeries. “My dream would really be to pay someone to train for me,” he says.

If his life were to be made into a film and someone portrayed him, that person would have to be “attractive,’ he says and laughs. The so-called “woman understander” jokes that he has a toned body with a shirt would present “unbuttoned to the belly button”