Stefan Lager's shameless PR is the start - voila! Sheee. Have we forgotten the brutal rape and beheading? No, because that's how it feels when you wake up on a Sunday morning and see an item about Stefan Leger having a seven-year-old child.

As a dutiful editor, I immediately thought of making a list of fathers who hid from the public the fact that they had children. I found only one more in Israel - Shahar Hason, who one day I found out in Punch that he has a rather large child.