Argentina's economy is on the verge of collapse and, once again, the country faces an abyss. To try to avoid this hecatomb, our cracks traveled to China to ask for the spittoon.

Massa accepted all the requirements of the Chinese government: 5G, the waterway, the port in Tierra del Fuego, the purchase of fighter jets, global alignment and complying with the agreement with the IMF. The key that unlocked the negotiation and enabled the renewal of the famous Chinese swap were the 30 official shirts of the Argentine team that they wore as a gift.