Xavi Hernández starred last Friday in another episode of those that leave us all with a very bad taste in our mouths. “Madrid adulterates the competition, even a blind man can see that,” he said at the press conference prior to the Mendizorroza match.

The casting call to replace Xavi has just officially opened its doors and the names of possible candidates are beginning to sprout on the pages of the newspapers. Everyone thinks they know the perfect coach to eat the toad.