Stop censoring the translation for us on TV, we are not little children - voila! culture. Profanity undergoes an almost total purification process on its way from English to Hebrew, stripping the original meanings in favor of more refined versions.
In a series like "Ted", this puritanism is especially noticeable and outrageous, because like the films before it, it plays on the dissonance between the innocence of the teddy bears and the profanities that come out of his mouth and around him.