If the finale of a trash format is more boring than life, then - depending on the angle of view - a lot has gone wrong or very much right.
Crooked because Tim, the second finalist advised by Gerda, the penultimate Rose did not accept and thus voluntarily renounced the final participation. And by the way the idea of a finale in general destroyed: Because if the Bachelorette does not have to decide between two men, they need for this no broadcast.
But rightly so, because with this escape shortly before Tim, Gerda, Gerda's mother and us all saved Tim the traditionally worst moment of this penniless-not-so-poor format - namely to watch one of two be sacked after he's done just as solemnly marched off a senselessly long red carpet as if he were at least making a papal ring kiss.
Spasmodic search for tension
It would have been able to handle the Gerda Keno Association, which can be thought of since the early episodes, without any formality, but unfortunately the non-finale took place anyway. The production-own synonym dictionary now has to be argorously tattered in the section where variants for "think again" are listed, because although hardly a "Bachelorette" finale was clearer like this lump broth, the thin trickle of the residual stress was tried by using the most semiautomatic hydraulics to pump up to a fountain fountain.
That sounded like this:
- "One begins to sort the feelings again" (Gerda)
- "We have to think" (Keno)
- "It just depends on a decision" (Gerda)
Namely, whether she takes the only remaining Rosaner or rather would rather stay alone - it is extremely annoying that none of the participants from Berlin comes, and you just very close to the "keno or keena" -Kalauer vorbeischrappt. But maybe, drones the bloodless theatricality, has Keno, contrary to all appearances but no desire for Gerda? "Either he accepts the rose or he rejects the rose ahab," summarizes the Bachelorette once again with their characteristic sentence-end singing and complete complete idiots.
"Finally the good time is over now"
The fattest finale of all time then acts like a house built entirely of insulating material. Time-shattering, Gerda drives thoughtfully on a raspberry-red bike. Keno roams through an undefined wood. Tim grabs his suitcase in slow motion and rolls off slowly, as if fighting through a tough, transparent jelly mass. Sentimental Radler Gerda then eventually arrives at her mother and earnestly asserts that Tim would have had a chance on the Final Rose, had the advice of her mother failed accordingly, while at the same time quite convincing Keno with the same mother herumzuschnbeln. "Are you excited?" She asks him, "Partly, partly", he replies.
Finally, when making the decision, both agree that they were sure the other one would, too. But wait, what is that? "After all, the good time is over now," says Keno, as Gerda has just filed her confession of confession and already holds the rose in hand, and looks bored. YES, BECAUSE THE STAFFEL IS OVER, you roar reflexively towards him, how stupid does this boy really think? Because, of course, keno takes on the rose, and love never stops.
How to save the tired format
"That was exciting, that was incredibly exciting," Frauke Ludowig then lies at the subsequent reunion with rejected candidates, and so ripped off that you want to build with her as a central figure immediately a sophisticated con artist empire.
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Frauke Ludowig according to her opinion, "incredibly exciting" finale
The reunion is then unfortunately also a complete disappointment, it is not rudimentary as unpleasant as it is usual. After all, you have enough time to redesign the format quickly. Would not it be much more exciting if a "Bachelorette" season could not end after eight episodes as planned? Sudden-death-like, if the bachelorette is reasonably sure to have found the needle in the boycup, the one for which the whole chose might be worthwhile.
Or, also a possibility: If she has to find out after detailed sighting of the Balzauslage, which unfortunately is not for her. Also the "Bachelor" would do this measure well. However, if the makers want to play it safe, they also undertake as the next Stenz in addition to the drinking bird Harald, which was rejected by Gerda well before his time. After this highly predictable final, the Bachelor and Bachelorette system urgently needs an erratic squadron in which not everything, but everything can happen.