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Season 3 "Love Island": The trash


The oiled legs shine golden, astrophysicists play "Truth or Dare": A new season "Love Island" opens the autumn trash with promising candidates - ok, nice!

Experienced weather frogs know: When the "summerhouse" is over, autumn will come. And with him a new season "Love Island", this trash-TV-turned-Rilke poem on RTL2 - not with the Panther, with the house that you no longer builds. Why is not before each Vercouplungs Ceremony solemnly and lyric of all candidates in the chorus, the line "who is alone now, it will stay long" is completely incomprehensible, why the already in the first episode blatant sweet shop advertisement not with "command the last Früchtchen, being full "is a subtle neglect.

Otherwise, everything purrs and growls again reliably, one can say that even after the first, naturally rather low-activity introductory round. "Love Island" is in the Trash-Jahreszyklus so above all the prudent stockpiling: In autumn here after four weeks of maturation process, the potatoes and oblique cucumbers encased, where you can then spend the whole year - in addition to the "Bachelor" - and "Bachelorette "Plantations is" Love Island "now one of the most important Trashnachschub suppliers.

And even the first island dialogues let hope this year for a magnificent harvest. Dialogues like "What are you doing professionally?" - "Eyelashes!" including the following explanation why you would rather not be called a beautician in certain professions, because that word is simply unsexy. While one still wonders which leg lance product Denise uses well and whether Melissa has really dragged these huge Ikea standard wall decorations pictures as a template into the tattoo parlor to get Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn tattooed on her arm, one learns unintentionally that many men at the sight of the uniform of train attendant Samira sultry thoughts come. Rail travel will never be the same again.

"Native Italian, but born in Germany"

Then the men are driven into the house, again, apparently, a fashion trend is rushing past one: Apparently you wear now not only pantyhose, but also suits without a shirt, you have to urgently send Cherno Jobatey an apology bonbonniere for that one earlier always laughed at because of his suit-sneaker combo, today he would be the best-dressed in every trash format. Danilo has completely internalized the idea of ​​Europe, declaring that he was a "native Italian, but born in Germany", deathgrin Denis is "Content Creator" and responds to everything with "ok, nice."

To prove deepness, he asks Denise what historical event she would like to have attended. The laughs sympathetically free, she had finally just declared: "The guy who sits with me at the breakfast table and talking about politics - dat would be the wrong!". Anyway, she does not know any historical event, "ok, nice", says Denis. But Lisa can answer him his next question, if she rather eats sweet or salty pancakes. "Salty," she says, "ok, nice," says Denis, who is really himself to blame when everyone now calls him just de-nice (please!).

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Then comes Erik, who has the classic Love Island candidate career: he has studied astrophysics and is now a nature photographer, as well as a precaution he wears a wristband, which he sweats for his dream wife, which he then wants to present it. Sports teacher Yasin is to give a grade to the candidate and select "a smooth ten". Where are Elena and her "Krass, you are so stupid" Triraden, if you really need them once?

After the first mating everything goes according to plan. Yasin shows on the couch with Samira, who actually belongs to De-nice, a perfectly formed Beinangel, Mischa and Ricarda are destined for each other, because they both have a cat, it is already cried, because someone you know five minutes, now sleeping in another bed. You do not have to worry about the trash year of 2020.

Source: spiegel

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