Ding-Ding-Ding, I want to solve! And give a hot tip, what is the real message behind the supposed mating format, the hidden master plan of "Love Island". Because even if this mission faithfully claims that it was here that all candidates find a partner, pattexmäßig vercouplen and from now on blissfully as a finally reunited Kugelwesen roll through the world, it must be at least after the season just ended To be clear from the last one: Of course, this can not be meant seriously.
One would have wished for a relationship in the past four weeks last, if one turned on this gross didactic crash course on human emotional pathologies. Each week, a "Love Island" smelt another stinkfish, every week another islander was thought to be the ultimate nontoxic squelch saber, and every week another drawer was opened in the relationship poison box: Yasin - which we urgently needed to clarify must be, where he teaches exactly what - Samira held after a few days for his possessions, raged in jealousy and at the same time courting himself through the alternative offer.
Mischa manipulated Ricarda highly aggressively with classic "I'm so angry because you make me angry!" - Moves into a shaky self-perception, in which she finally apologized to him permanently, without knowing why. And Danilo parked Melissa on the hotplate, shuddering, playing the smear-theatrical Italian, who just could not beat his hot heart, trampling on her - blaming her for not understanding her enough.
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Kuppelshow: These are the Islander of the current seasonStrung together, this resulted in an infinite Möbius strip of male loathing. The wildest made one look at the unexpected turn that Ricarda was just before just barely as a double tracker was revealed: She had apparently not really come as a single in the format - and the durable destructive Mischa was allowed to act as a betrayed victim, even if Ricarda in the most beautiful trash typical Proverbs bewildered asked: "You can not hang me at the nail cross."
The final could not keep up with the past excitement, as it usually is, there were harmless obstacle courses and an unfortunately toothless appearance of rage icon Elena. In the end, Sidney and Vivian were supposed to win, but the real winner had already left the villa: Melissa the Mealybirds, who had been lathered by Danilo for too long, but then proved sensational, managed to keep him very composed to surrender the hands of her competitor while preserving her dignity. Melissa volunteered because she had played "Love Island" - and was the only one who realized that "love" can also mean the love of oneself, which is much more important than halfhearted confessions and kisses on command. At least one should be persuaded that the humanist makers of this program had exactly that in mind when they invented it.
Of course, Melissa's high-growth behavior must by no means make school, it would be the end of all trash formats, which all fall to dust all at once, if their staff would just start behaving reasonably. However, one desperately craves for a dramaturgical stroke of genius this "Love Island" season, that he will be included in the staging kit of every ambitious trash TV producer: The marvelous performance of Danilo's mother, who just before formally finished touches that of Dijana Schmalzsüppchen spat - unfortunately she overlooked in the defense of her son his own ass behavior.
Still, if future trash TV antics need to worry in any format, with their mom showing up to over the knee, this season's Love Island alone was worth it.
