Finally, finally, we have the explanation for all the highly irritating things that happen in the various trash TV formats. For the women who, with no apparent irony and seemingly without any comedy ambition, wish men "as they used to be". For the men who seriously speak of themselves as "lions" or "wolves" but do not wear any animal costumes.
Of course, all these people, all these opinions are not really, so we learn now in the first few minutes of the new season of "Bachelor in Paradise": Instead, this staff springs from the troubled dreams alone of Paul Janke, the indestructible original bachelor 'We see him lying in a hammock and putting all the nonsense that will happen in this digestive format over the next few weeks into the junk room of his unconscious.
It would be so nice and comforting if it really were, if people did not really talk and act like that, and if we did not have to think about why we keep watching them - because we're just figurines in the dreaming Janke. Brains would be, only he alone would be guilty of anything, because he may accidentally use a particularly toxic hair gel that, infiltrating the scalp, caused these confused dreams.
One can keep this calming illusion in mind for the really nasty moments that are guaranteed to happen in this season. And until then keep to the lifehack, the Filip, the first participating remainder, tattooed on the chest: "Do not ask God to make life easier, ask him to make you a stronger person." Which means something like: Please do not ask for a better TV program, please stronger nerves.
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"Bachelor in Paradise": Are not we all a bit bachelor?"Bachelor in Paradise" is the Ebay classifieds among the trash broadcasts. Here is rummaged away, what urgently needs to go away, of which there are already plenty of footage that shows its obvious shortcomings, which is still gallantly outgrown in the negotiation process. All candidates are unanimous that they were looking for their so-called luck at the "Bachelor" or the "Bachelorette", some stored deep frozen for six years in the RTL cellar vaults and come from the era of Jan Kralitschka, the Aldiprospektunterhosenmodelbachelor.
Others mated after closing time in the meantime already independently, but improperly: Marco and Meike, Michi and Michelle probably found in the waiting room of their post-bachelor / ette-Resozialisierungshelfers together because they have literally just the same clerk. However, it remained in both constellations only in affairs, which is why it is simply very attentive by RTL, they together for public supply of the thereby incurred debris fractions in the "Bachelor in Paradise" villa on Ko Samui to transport.
"There was a little shit at the time"
The opening sequence is then also in the sign of a divorce drama, but without previous relationship: Meike says, with Marco it was no use, because she caught him, as he wanted to photograph them during sex, then sell the pictures to the press, whereupon Suddenly he simply would not have contacted her again. Or, as Marco says: "There was a little shit at the time."
In the following conversations, both of which lead them through the matter with their roommates, one can watch Marco turn his attention: Meike only tells this about disappointed love, in truth he just did not feel like it anymore and therefore, halfway in Completion, a bit scrolled through Instagram. In revenge, Meike now wants him on the island "mess up the number" by telling her story, Marco says: "Watt want to do, women are like that."
You can now think for yourself, which version one finds more believable. And marvel: in the end, the men who are allowed to give their roses first, choose Meike from the island, and Marco looks at the stars with Michelle.
She had used to cry at Träumerle Paule before. Michelle would like to re-bond with Michi, but he's more interested in Nathalie. Paul, in turn, is out of competition this season as a "bartender," who keeps the liqueur level constant among the other participants, chatting away from his jam-packed bachelor life experience box. Actually, he takes over the role that the housemother at "Hanni and Nanni" held: Keeping everyone's strength, but be careful that the secret midnight parties with canned sardines and condensed milk are not out of control. As a social eavesdropper, however, he still has to work on his skills. "I know the Michi," Michelle starts at his bar for the big lamento. And Paul asks with a sherlock: "Do you know each other?"
After a fat summer of trash, "Bachelor in Paradise" could be the appropriate starting point for the traditionally shallow end of the year, the staff has at least potential. And switching is worthwhile even for the hope, perhaps still to see how housemother Paul two too brünstige residents using a water hose apart again.
Further episodes of "Bachelor in Paradise" on Tuesdays at 8.15 pm on RTL or at TV Now
