Abortions: Of course, everything is just fun

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Abortion is a serious topic, so it is important to ask for expert opinions over and over again or even like statements from the so-called little man, because it is still a democracy here. A user named "no - # - clue" wrote to my last column in the SPON forum that he agrees that abortions are part of basic health care and therefore should be easy and free to access - but only in "medically or criminologically indicated" Cases, and not generally. Because:

"As far as terminating lifestyle changes is concerned ... right 'experts' are more likely to veto - for good reason - medical ethics and so on - financeability of solidarity-based healthcare - all things outside of the feminist bubble The real world can do it be scary ... "

Maybe Mr. Clue himself is an expert, hard to say. He has commented quite a lot, he also writes: " primum non nocere we learn quite early at the medical schools". Maybe he was at a medical school, maybe he's really called Dr. med. Idea. I first wanted to say, "ok boomer", but I do not want to ridicule it. Desires to Lifestyle Aufhübschung, all right, let's talk about it.

I've thought about it. Dr. Notion is right. Why keep silent about the status quo? I mean, cui bono? Of course, abortion is just such a trend thing among feminists right now. It's like Pussyhats, vegan menstrual cups and Jens Spahn jokes, these things come and go, but always say something about the movement. I'm in there for a while now, why not even chat about how it goes?

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Abortion is first and foremost quality time . Do something for yourself, come to rest. A kind of detox. I just wanted to write that it was Me Time , but that sounds so lonely and does not do it justice, because we mostly go as a group. Drinking alone is like drinking for ourselves: Can you do it, but in the long run it's not nice. For example, what you can do well on your own is taking the pill afterwards, which has become a morning routine for us since it's available over the counter. Twenty euros is a lot, but good, there is nothing given nowadays.

In any case, we usually go to the abortion together. Always to our tribe Gyn, who has Wi-Fi, we have been dating him for years and have there all a customer card in rose gold. For every tenth abortion there is a bottle of Crémant on the house. The practice is our happy place, I can not say otherwise.

Feminism is not a pony farm

There is a lot of giggling on these trips, you can imagine that. We call them "Abi parties", abortion is such a long word. Of course, this and that too must be prepared. Nibbles, drinks, everything. Very important, too: what do you wear? The best casual, but with a few noble or funny accessories. Comfortable, but not too casual, because you celebrate something. Self-determination, self-care and such. The beginners can be recognized by the fact that they are wearing the wrong outfit, so either mega upscale or somehow impractical. A friend of mine once had an onesie, I mean, how stupid is that? In the meantime, however, she has also become engrobed and comes along four or five times a year. We will not do it, feminism is not a pony farm.

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The preparation is important, but the follow-up too. The biggest challenge is always to make the funniest Insta story during the abortion, with music underneath. "Girls just wanna have fun", "Bye bye baby" or sometimes pathetic with "Time to say goodbye" or "My heart will go on". Bit edgy, but we have a whole playlist full of these things.

Speaking of edgy. We come to a sore point. Clue writes, our fun crashes should not be free. Of course, we all say abortion should be free and legal, but if you think about it for longer, you may be in doubt: Would it be cool anyway? Assuming that abortion would be completely removed from the criminal code, always free, and the state would allow it to be advertised - would we still want that? Would that still be punk? It would lose that wicked charm.

"No woman likes to quit", was sometime on "Time Online". Pffff. It's not about "happy". If you do not like it, you have to make it beautiful. Often we go after the abortion even to the pedicure, to the hamam or just normal shopping.

Those slightly drunken, loudly laughing groups of women you sometimes see - what do you think, where they're from? With 90 percent probability that just come from the scraper. Or by the proctologist, that can be, we sometimes do that too: colonoscopy party. Also cool! But I'll talk about that next week maybe.