The most successful onscreen reality show reminds us how successful it is with countless marketing content, spoilers, editorial mistakes and a model on the island of "survival" in need of prestige • Chapters 30-31 on the machete

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After only 30 episodes, welcome to Union! This consolidation is brought to you under the auspices of Israel's largest supermarket chain - because while you are starving here, other people can load freely, subject to the rules of the Ministry of Health, of course. Oh, we already had bamboo patronage? So pastas. Or was it? What about swimwear? Fans? Can I pet? Who remembers.

The union was launched in Wednesday's episode with the praise and praise of frozen fish and mouths that they didn't know when they pulled them out of the water on their way to the one and only plate, Ella Ayalon. It was worth dying.

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While the nine survivors fill their nipples and glasses, Guy Za'aretz, as usual, chatted himself to know. "On the horizon, you can already see the finals" (just another 7,000 episodes, just around the corner), but immediately he makes it clear that in another moment, another contestant will join him and the million shekels. Walla, downloaded.

Ballet and striptease on an island in the Philippines

David, Ilana, and Kozhi face a task that was tailored to Kozhi's dimensions, and we wouldn't pipe it up (because let's talk about this "production intervention" most discussed in 2008), though we admit that Kozhi's impeachment Finally a little quiet from Little. It was amusing, though, to see David standing still with his crown of bones on his head, as if it were the premiere of the new "Lake of the Philippines" show. However, he was also the first to step out of the mission and even angered that the survivors were making noise and eating in front of him, which he believed resulted in his failure on the mission. Come on, when do you eat at shows ?!

However, we will not ignore the fact that David's disqualifying frame was accompanied by a look of Essie, who looked like a joyful smile, while at the same time Alina seemed to be eating like nothing. The behavior of both of them does not seem like a logical response to what was happening at that moment, and indeed, as Eran Suissa revealed here last week, the true drama of the mission decided not to show you on screen. We'll just pause for a moment on the fact that at least they could edit it a little less awkwardly and move on to the next sponsor.

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David is ousted, which means retiring, and after an hour's struggle, Ilana also surrendered as expected in front of Koji's willpower, returning to her eternal role as the cabin keeper. Koji for his part exhibits sportiness and lifts her in compliments and hugs, just before he reunites with the era of Jordan and the nostalgic athletic alliance. He earned this return honestly, but we hope our ears don't pay the price. Another option is to oust Little. What is? Rotate.

After all, the party went on, but wait a minute, stop everything - Jordan Jarby is dancing! Yes, yes, the Ionic Levi of the judo world, dancing! No choreography! Let's collect sinks from all survivors who respond to the event! After all, it just doesn't make sense for her personality to have another side besides an Olympic winner ... Of course, later, and not to mention just one gender, Idan gets on the table too and Regev takes off his shirt to the sound of the girls' delight. Who's in charge of this bachelorette party ?! Regev quickly takes off his shirt and Israel Moore too ... No, he always is.

Sages without Jordan

When all this fun is over, in the morning, it turns out, the survivors are coming to the new complex of the Tundo tribe, where they have to re-establish the camp. As Kozhi and Israel saw and knocked, Idan finds time to take an interest in Assi's coaching career. In a strategic section, yes? Understand if there is a situation for some alliance or covenant. At the same time, a couple of board jokes, these people think it's an insult that he's still there, and in short, we're back to normal.

The episode aired yesterday (Sunday) made it clear that the tribal union really turned the bowl around. Look, Jordan has been ousted. Shouting there, so it's not interesting? Oh, well, what do we know? All in all, the contestant suddenly disappeared.

In any case, the first Tribe of the United tribe's mission opens in the familiar and controversial social ranking, which this time probably won't really make an impact, as the fresh union has not yet made a significant change to the picture of the covenants. We are betting that this will happen later, but for now there is nothing new under the sun: the former "Anting Ant" starred while the former "Kapra" was pushed to the end.

Popularity Rating:

1. Assi Buzaglo 2. Israel Oglovo 3 + 4. Regev Hood and Little Smadja 5. Alina Levy 6. Ido Kozikaro. 7. My Son Welcome 8. Jordan Jarby 9. Ella Ayalon 10. A Kind Era

The floor is crooked and the guy is funny

The mission, on the other hand, already provided more surprising moments, with the nine survivors splitting into threes for the purpose of delivering coconuts by courier race, with the former tied with an elastic rope that pulls it back and the other hanging upside down from a rig. Inquisition-sponsored mission? Respect for the Commercial Department.

The Israel-Little Trio delivers most of the comedic moments as it never stops flying under the influence of the elastic rope and Little screams at Guy to remove her from the facility. At least she doesn't sleep with Kozhi. We were further amused by Guy who dressed in Kozhi in Trash-Tuk and never stopped provoking. "Something here doesn't work," the tall basketball player murmured, and Guy rushed back in teasing tone. "Something here doesn't work, er Kozikro? The floor is crooked, the basket is crooked." Next season, bring in Guy Panini, yes?

In the end, the fight was decided by the era trio, Koji and Benny, who defeated the Asi, Regev and Elina trio and rose to the final stage. We are deliberately avoiding the "what is related" joke, because Thachel's has a bad division of groups here within this new tribe. Idan, at any rate, gave up and defeated the mission, perhaps with a desire to prove something to others due to his low popularity rating, but the award he won, flying overseas, could max him out in popularity on Instagram. That is, if there were flights. And seriously Which world does this nice guy rank last? It's unclear.

Jock in editing

Let's run forward, back to camp, blah blah blah. Israel comes to the negotiation cabin and there is the opportunity to eat cockroach skewers and earn for Asi, his best friend, a conversation with his wife, Adi. You did not make a mistake, we did see Promi Assi in front of the tablet in promo, so Israel probably did. We'll ask again what the spoilers section in promos is, and again we won't get an answer.

Israel did kiss the cockroaches as if they were rubber candy, while Ilana stared at him in astonishment, and we suddenly realized that, for the editors, it was not a task at all, but simply another opportunity to radiate an extreme moment anyway, to inspire us, the viewers, some strong emotion. Positive emotion? Negative emotion? It doesn't matter what you get, and we didn't mean nausea. As if that not enough extreme moment, the production made sure to add Adi Buzaglo shouting to Israel with bluffs "Quick, fast, please!", Which would not be a tummy for you. Well, did you enjoy it?

After all that, Essie did get the promised call, and again we experienced a strong emotion - but this time a positive one. We would say Assi is "my life, my king, atonement for you," but Adi has said all of these, so let's just say it was fun to see him get that surprise, and even Majder and get out of his macho phase for a bit. Alongside being a controversial contender, Essie proved to be a great survivor on the missions and overall as an interesting player. As far as we are concerned, the prize deserves it.

So what did we have? Conversations, tasks, sponsorships and cockroaches, in two busy episodes. But what did we not get in any of them? No hint as to the first obliterated identity of the "Tundo" tribe. Logic says he will come from Capra, but this season has surprised him several times in the past. Maybe it will happen again.

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They really said that:

"At 12 o'clock, like a glass, luck ran out" (Little on Koji's comeback. That's all the magic).

"When my son comes to the union it kind of lowers the prestige" (Ella, an international model, not at all a snobbery. Say thank you that at least we were spared spending time together)

"I'm talking to my ally" (Little about hooking up with Ella. Oh, she's supposed to be your secret ally? Oops)

"Everybody has a glass" (Israel. Someone will send him a box of Grigus)

"Know that I will pose in his season was excellent in coconuts" (Guy teases Kozi. Brave, this guy)

"Did you have to bring something with a bullet?" (My son, explains to Guy the problematic of the task)

"He just has a sign on the forehead 'I'm a loser'" (This time, guess: who said who?)

"I grew up in my house on Spring" (Ella, International Presenter, internalizes mission values)

"I didn't do anything, I was delicious" (Israel Lassie at the end of the cockroach mission. So a second dose?)