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Critics give five stars to these 37 humorous tweets about cinema

2021-01-22T17:25:57.641Z


There are tweets about all kinds of action movies, science fiction, classics, from Antena 3 at noon ...


Because of the pandemic, we go to the cinema less than we would like and fewer films are being released than we would like.

These are difficult times for an art that has made us laugh, cry and challenge Christopher Nolan's detractors to a duel, who tend to ignore us because they are so busy listing script inconsistencies.

These tweets are worth as a tribute to the so-called "2D theater" or "mobile comics", waiting for normality to return and we can continue answering

whatsapps

in the cinema, while we make all the noise we can, which is not little, to eat Pop-Corn.

Immortal classics

Idea for movie.



LIFE IS NOT BEAUTIFUL.

A father makes his son believe that the campsite where they are is a Nazi death camp.

- Ignasi Taltavull (@ignasitf) September 7, 2016

Clint Eastwood in the 80s only played one role: that of strong molar.

Molar in the west, molar in a city, molar with an orangutan ...

- Citator (@El_Citador) August 8, 2015

- Mr. Burton, Mr. Deep is at the door.


- Again?

What is he disguised as?


- Dachshund.


- Open up, we'll come up with something.

- Abelaits On (@Abelaits) July 19, 2015

I live in fear that the Civil Guard will enter my room and require my Independence Day poster signed by Will Smith and Artur Mas.

- Serix (@serixtown) September 18, 2017

January 1984, in a gloomy office, Kevin Eastman, with red eyes and pupils like truck tires, utters a word that will change everything.



- Turtles.



- What?



- Turtles.

Ninja turtles with masks.



- Trunk



- And your boss will be a fucking rat.

- chick (@TonyMontada) May 24, 2018

Memorable scenes

What I have learned from the cinema is that actresses and I have very different concepts when we say: "I'm going to make myself comfortable."

- LaChicaDeLaGuitarra (@IstarCollado) March 8, 2016

-Name?


-Bond, James Bond.


-Well, Bond James Bond


-No: James and Bond


aside -James Bonaparte?


-James Bond, and already


-James Bonilla?


-Put 007 ...

- They call me Mule (@MellamanMulo) September 2, 2013

"Hmm.

Maybe you can fix my "pipe" ** Wink **


"Ma'am, stand a meter away."

And wear a mask, don't be irresponsible ...


- [The director of the porn movie] CUT !!

- Pentotal (@PentotalSadico) April 27, 2020

Hopefully realistic movies that when the bad guy took out his laptop to activate the nuclear warheads, he skipped the Acrobat update.

- Be careful I bite (@ Francisk1t0) September 29, 2014

Great screams from horror movies but for hot pizza.


Part 1. pic.twitter.com/HDitcye3ub

- Txapu (@txapulincolorid) October 15, 2020

Before the invention of cinema, people, when they died, also saw their lives go by, but projected as a play, opera or zarzuela.

- ZOTON (@catacerca) October 23, 2019

Reviews and recommendations

Am I the only one who thinks that Jurassic Park had very few people hired for the business that had to be run?

- Cary Gooper (@Carygooper) January 14, 2014

I've been to see the Queen movie, I'll be honest, the word is DECEPTION.

The chosen soundtrack are songs that I did not know about the group, Freddie Mercury hardly appears, in fact I have not seen him, because of the mythical Wembley concert they tiptoe, I don't know, WRONG.

pic.twitter.com/61gk5cgpFH

- Prophet Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) November 10, 2018

"Interstellar" is a science fiction movie because it talks about the two things that nobody has: space and time.

- Dani Bordas (@DaniBordas) April 7, 2019

-I am an expert in Science Fiction movies.


"Today we will see 1984.


" I, with one or two, is enough.

- Clausman (@ cl4usman) October 10, 2014

A Murcian film nominated for the Goya for best film in non-Spanish language.

- Johnny Perovic (@juanpetooloko) January 23, 2019

-So you are passionate about cinema?


-Well, yes, I never miss the Cannes Festival.

pic.twitter.com/obFinghRnw

- The Raven (@ the_raven77) June 12, 2020

bruce willis and liam neeson: * are former law enforcement officers who have had their wife / daughter killed or kidnapped *



your father on the couch: pic.twitter.com/Q13jIxPS5P

- sara 🤡 (@favadakedavra) September 1, 2019

What used to be called a home movie.

pic.twitter.com/bWqRHT3bz9

- Craich (@ACraich) October 18, 2020

I already give 5 stars out of 5 to any movie that makes me forget that I have a mobile.

- Serthand (@Serthand) September 16, 2018

Conversation with my daughter: "We're going to the movies to see Frozen 2, porfi, you're going to like it, we're never going anywhere, ho".



And in the end I have convinced her.

- BING (@Palasrrisas) January 17, 2020

They make few superhero movies

(Disney offices)


- You have to restart Spiderman.


- WE HAVE ALREADY 3 TIMES.


- this time we have the IDEAL ACTOR.


-Aren't you talking about ...?


- indeed, PEPE VIYUELA.


* this time Pepe Viyuela will play Peter Parker.

2 and a half hours of Pepe Viyuela getting tangled up in a chair *

- Chucki (@chuckiclampy) August 21, 2019

Joker (Todd Phillips, 2019).

pic.twitter.com/1f3FRUQ1UJ

- Mr. Quinn (@goonielor) August 28, 2019

- Batman and Bruce Wayne are never in the same room together


- I KNOW, AUNT


- That means ...


- THEY HATE EACH OTHER, AUNT!


- ...


- SUPER STRONG!

- Serthand (@Serthand) April 24, 2014

The Community of Madrid has given more supervillains than Marvel.

- Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) May 13, 2020

In the living room

Yesterday a colleague was killed by a truck when he was going to the cinema to see a premiere.

Did not see the trailer

- Chikero (@Chikero_) April 10, 2012

They have not let me put the vuvuzela in the movies.

After that if we download the movies.

- That Car (@Aquel_Coche) October 6, 2019

-Two big popcorn, four of those chocolates and four medium sodas.


- Do you know that for one euro more you can own the cinema?

- MĂşmer (@Mumermao) December 14, 2017

"Good, can I have 5 tickets?"


"For the Minions?"


"They're my daughters, asshole."

- No Vilach, no party (@SrVilach) July 14, 2015

The problem with cinema is not prices or piracy or platforms like Netflix, the problem is that as the movie ends, they throw you out into the street through the ugly alley of the cinema and that treatment then makes you feel bad.

- sara 🤡 (@favadakedavra) February 5, 2020

I have not spoken for thirty-six months, saving myself for when I go to see a movie at the cinema.

- uvemay🍊 (@uvemay) October 26, 2016

Sofa, blanket and popcorn

- The movie is already starting.

Make the popcorn, run.


- Brruu, brruuu.

BRRUUU, BR


- Turn off the TV, we have to talk.

- Paper Bird (@PajaritaStory) October 19, 2015

When you have thrown yourself on the sofa with the popcorn, you have covered yourself with the blanket, you have put the movie and you have left your mobile in the kitchen ... pic.twitter.com/tSsAaogTul

- EmpercutĂ­o (@empercutio) February 2, 2019

I love how in Spain the cinematographic genre "Antena 3 afternoon movie" is socially accepted

- pineapple without pizza (@skereunpesado) May 12, 2020

Me: Shall we put on a movie?

Come on, I want a lot.


Me: 5 minutes later.

pic.twitter.com/M7j1yzCaGq

- Nidea (@nyconene) June 30, 2019

Me, choosing a movie on Netflix / Me, when I decide pic.twitter.com/zoDr1e12bG

- mother of suckers (@jonviene) May 23, 2020

-It's too late for a movie, I better watch a chapter of a series.



7 days later:


–Very good all 4 seasons of Peaky Blinders.

- User Arroba (@Mongolear) September 20, 2018

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