28 humorous tweets about exercising that you can read without breaking a sweat

Exercising is very healthy, or so they say, but it is not easy.

Among other things, because there is always something you want more, like reading, eating chocolate or even, depending on the day, ironing.

It also doesn't help to get tired, unlike sleeping or scratching.

These 30 tweets will not motivate anyone to burn calories, but at least we do not bring an exercise routine that the reader will bookmark and never look at again.

Good intentions

Tomorrow I plan to run 22 kilometers like today, which I have also thought about.

- Hugo Bonet (@HugoBonet) July 31, 2012

Surrogate gymnastics would be fine, you join the gym but someone else goes in your place.

- Prophet Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) July 2, 2017

-Hi, doct ...

-Do sports.

-No, you see ... -Do

sports.

- But ... -

Play sports.

-IT IS THAT I HAVE A SPRAIN.

-Do sports with the other foot.

- Brian's Mother (@LaMadredeBrian) April 5, 2017

me: oh tomorrow I'm going to do sports, I'm going to advance subjects, I'm going to

catch up, tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/m7N0GPLT8P

- dani (@danicalvs) October 12, 2020

- Your physical condition is unfortunate, and you say that you do sports regularly.

- Indeed, I say it in a habitual way.

- El Gripao (@El_Gripao) February 7, 2020

I find it shameful that to exercise you have to exercise

- 🦧 (@beyonsesa) October 1, 2020

Sweating the shirt

going to the gym for the first time https://t.co/loNaEeg1iD

- matias (@matiaslantieri) February 4, 2019

- I'll prepare a table for you.

- But not fried, I'm on a diet.

- Is it the first time you come to a gym?

- And a straw.

- Paper Bird (@PajaritaStory) September 8, 2019

It would be cool for me to set up a boxing gym in San Sebastián and call it Don Hostia.

- Hank_Solo (@Hanky_solo) November 19, 2018

What exercise do you hate the most and why are burpees?

- Amin Mussi (@ Mussi_10) June 19, 2020

When you think you are having a bad day, think of me, I went to the gym today and a 70-year-old woman, on the bike next to me, said “cheer up”.

He didn't overtake me because it was fixed.

- Faronavirus (@FaroDelFinde) September 9, 2019

—You change your address to the gym and I am not informed?

"We moved here in 2002.

- ...

- ..." "I

left some Donettes at the locker, do you still have them?"

- Serix (@serixtown) November 17, 2015

I have been paying for the gym for 4 months and I have not lost any weight .... Apparently I will have to go there personally to see what is happening.

- Paola MdeO (@PaoMdeO) February 8, 2019

Fashions

The paddle is the menopause of the man.

- 🇪🇸 esen (@qdicesprimo) July 3, 2018

If two runners are going to meet at a crossing, the one with the most recent divorce has the right of way.

- Xabibenputa (@Xabibenputa) December 18, 2019

-Are you present to the world Triathlon event?

-Yes.

-Is that your bike?

-Yes.

-With training wheels?

-Yes

-And the sleeves?

-They're mine too.

- Vadín (@AlvaroVadin) November 5, 2013

Home gym

All my life practicing yoga without knowing it pic.twitter.com/uBZ8yOVAfk

- Eme 💢 (@ementropy) April 24, 2019

- What have you dressed up as?

- Stationary bike.

- Very successful.

pic.twitter.com/jd1VP5ofJ4

- Craich (@ACraich) October 26, 2018

My husband: What are you doing sitting on the exercise bike?

Me: Exercise.

My husband: Without pedaling?

Me: I'm going downhill.

- Wilma (@Flintstone___) March 6, 2019

—I was looking for a bracelet like that to put the mobile on

—Do you want it for crossfit, running, skateboarding?

"To go around the house in pajamas, which have no pockets."

- Topy (@ TheTrooper37) March 10, 2019

The results

- I don't know if the shoelaces I have are from when we went fishing or at the gym.

- From fitness?

- No man, trout.

- Craich (@ACraich) May 7, 2013

-Do you practice any sport?

"Is despising a sport?"

-No, it is not.

—And what are you going to know what a sport is with those lorzas.

- Manchu Pelican 🏴‍☠️ 🇪🇦 (@Mortimer_Fu) May 15, 2016

My gait with shoelaces.

pic.twitter.com/po97CK2GBC

- Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) August 22, 2018

No, seriously, I started in the gym yesterday and I think my arms are going to drop from milk

- Franky S. (@FrankySebas) April 7, 2015

They left me so many times that I think in another life I was a gym.

- Marina (@digo_poco) December 26, 2019

In family

My son has set the alarm for 7.30 to go to the gym, it is 10 and he is still sleeping.

He tries but my genetics are very powerful.

- Soiyonotu (@casitodoelrato) September 8, 2019

"Son, I'm sorry I didn't go to your soccer game today."

"His son is that one."

- BING (@Palasrrisas) August 12, 2020

- How was the championship?

- I think the boy is not good at archery.

- How is it?

- At liberty with charges.

- The Gripao (@El_Gripao) October 12, 2019

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