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Jana Ina Zarrella introduces the islanders to the first so-called »grenade«, Livia
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If you don't listen properly, that's okay.
Then Greta, 21 years old and a candidate for the new season of "Love Island", works in the club as an otter girl.
A job that you have never heard of, but immediately have a vivid idea.
Presumably an otter girl wears a tight, black diving suit with a wet paint finish, with glued-on whiskers, and slips through special pools in upscale nightclubs, something like the way Dita Von Teese lolls around in an oversized martini glass.
An ambitious otter girl has the entire, surprisingly complex otter vocalization program on it, in addition to the golden slithering, i.e. hissing, barking and snorting, and in this fantasy it doesn't sound like the worst job.
Up until now, you had no idea that water marten shows were now in vogue in clubs, but you can actually only vaguely remember what goes on in clubs.
Candidate Breno also has, one hears with half an ear, a job that one has never known before.
Because he is not a fuckboy, as you might think, he declares authoritatively, but a sea revue artist.
Sounds interesting too, you'd like to know more: Does Breno buckle up a few extra goo arms while working and act as a juggling octopus?
Does he sometimes shoot into the audience at lightning speed in a shark costume during the performance and pinch the spectator's calf?
As a clownfish, does he do a stand-up with absurd puns?
Much seems possible.
At least until you really listen with aroused interest.
And reality slaps you in the face like a cold fish, as if you were an inattentive seal at the show feeding.
Greta is not an otter girl, but a bottle girl, a kind of fancy waitress.
Breno does not appear in a sea revue, but in a male revue, so he is a stripper - or, as he emphasizes with such a pronounced defiance of description, that the suspicion suggests that instead of “glasses” he would consistently be “nose bike” and instead of “firefighter” «» Floriansjünger «say:» A dancer with a little more sex appeal «.
To a startling extent, everything is the same as before
Otherwise not much is happening on »Love Island«, everything is the same to a dismaying extent.
Above all, the candidates want a man who is tall, the candidates prefer either blonde or dark hair for women, it is unthinkable that you might not care less at first.
The conversations are traditionally so sub-complex that they could well serve as training material for people who have not had much social contact for a long time and now have to practice again.
For example with this successful conversation example:
Adriano: You ride, do you have your own horse too?
Emilia: Yeah.
Adriano: Name?
Emila: Fortuna.
Adriano: Fortuna, not bad.
Although Adriano shouldn't be downplayed here, he seems quite complex in character and is not so easy to fathom.
For example, he LOVES French Bulldogs but has a Yorkshire Terrier, he is a fascinating man.
Then, of course, the obligatory so-called "grenade" occurs to take away the husband who has just joined her from a candidate, it really couldn't be nicer on International Women's Day.
Livia studies political science and philosophy, was once Miss Südpfalz and wears a golden diving suit with pimples.
And looks exactly like an otter girl who has just landed an engagement in an exclusive marine revue.
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