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L. It's hot, B. It's a blender (probably): 9 cooking lessons from Paris Hilton
Not including a perfect recipe for margarita, spoiled French toast and bonding with Kim Kardashian.
Also includes a luxurious bing
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Kim Kardashian
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Yaniv Granot
Friday, 03 September 2021, 06:00 Updated: 06:48
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are standing in front of the kitchen counter, and I pray for anyone willing to hear that this will be just the beginning of a joke. They look around, trying to find what most of humanity knows as a "mixer," and continue an action that that humanity usually calls the verb "cook."
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"is it a blender?", "Is it a blender", "No, it's a blender", "Wait, it's a blender, right?", The two wonder in front of the counter, in front of the camera and in front of Netflix accountants. Opposite them, let's save everyone the stress, there's a blender. one. Single. One that was put there by a production that must have knowingly said to itself: "Women blender on this empty and huge marble, and Paris will take it, and if not, at least we will gain a private joke from those who really remember the private jokes of her previous reality adventures."
But Paris does not know what a mixer looks like, and Kim, the bestie who came to help her with the same cooking, also has a hard time with the exotic gadget.
It could have been funny.
This had to be the beginning of a joke.
But no, this is "Cooking with Paris," the Paris Hilton cooking show on Netflix.
And given that all this happened, let's at least get something out of it, no?
Get 9 life lessons (and cooking, obviously) we learned from Paris Hilton.
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Well, let's start with blenders probably
Our response is accurate.
Hilton cooks (Photo: Giphy)
Two blenders were damaged during filming, giving rise to two very important tips that may have been familiar to some of you who once used a blender in their lifetime:
Tip one: If you smell burnt rubber while operating the device, you may want to stop.
Tip Two: Pay attention to your metal accessories, and make sure none of them fall into the blender before operating it.
Home-made is sometimes a bag
Mmmmmm ... it's so delicious.
Paris and Kim Brunch (Photo: Giphy)
Paris and Kim's summit meeting is one of the main reasons to sin in this binge, and see how the American reality roller coaster has played to these two stars with life, and her career - this time up and the other making a living as her personal assistant, and hop, everything turns upside down forever.
The sumptuous brunch the two tickled can be gently tagged as bizarre, including "home-made marshmallows" which are basically bagged marshmallows and painted blue, French toast with a crispy coating that would convert any French toast preacher, and bacon, because the two obviously know what Do with bacon.
Tools do not clean themselves
Thanks.
And also: Kim is someone who "must clean while cooking".
Words said seriously on TV.
Oh, and that's what Irit looks like
Chives, as mentioned (Photo: ShutterStock)
"Sorry sir, what does chives look like?"
Is the question that opens the chapter with Kim.
Paris walks around a huge supermarket, shopping, and only gets stuck every time she needs to locate the next product on the list.
The employee to whom the question was addressed, by the way, could have been a superintendent or a paid actor, but it is more likely that this is someone who actually earns a salary from helping Hollywood people with the groceries, because his facial expression could not be faked.
Peeling potatoes is a cardio
Hilton goes down to the people (Photo: Giphy)
Especially if you hold them with your hand completely straight forward, in the farthest possible azimuth from your body, with a facial expression of "peeling potatoes is disgusting".
Food does not pollute
This white suit is normative in the kitchen.
Hilton (Photo: Giphy)
There’s something very liberating in cooking that doesn’t take into account the things that splash out of the pot, and it’s really fantastic to go wild in the kitchen with designer clothes without fear of stains.
According to the media, the price of all this was about $ 2,700 per episode that went directly to the dry cleaning service.
A steak meal made of gold of course
Hilton's entourage (Photo: Giphy)
It's not clear what you thought to yourself, but every family steak evening must include minced fillet, caviar and edible golden leaves.
The episode, featuring a heartwarming Hilton family reunion, includes rinsing the chunks of meat in water (yes, in water), a little homage to the salty chef Nusrat Gaccha, and another pink sauce on top.
You should always take care of the backup
It was all about reasonable culinary optimism - Paris Hilton and Demi Lovato would make heart-shaped pink ravioli together, what could go wrong?
To their credit it should be said that when things that could have gone wrong did go awry in pompousness, ravioli bought, fresh and much more inviting were immediately pulled out.
More Paris than Paris
And sometimes, the parodies and take-ups are better than the original.
Just, it's usually like that, but much more like that when Gottmik shows the world how to actually make a Paris Hilton margarita.
Despite all this, it is clear that Hilton is not the joke, and the joke is not about Hilton.
It is something more complex and delicate, although it is not clear how complex and delicate it is.
Medip-Dave in her round of media promotion raises a character who knows what she has to offer the world, but also what the world expects her to offer him.
As such, it is certainly legitimate.
Like TV, it's a disturbed binge.
As food, we may need those purchased ravioli.
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