Residente, in an image of the video of the song.
It is perhaps the most ferocious attack that an artist has perpetrated on another in a song in Spanish.
We are talking about musicians of the first level of popularity: the Puerto Rican Residente, 31 Grammy Awards both alone and with his former group Calle 13;
and the Colombian J Balvin, five Grammys.
In an eight-minute song with Argentine producer and DJ Bizarrap, Residente doesn't mess around with metaphors to describe J Balvin.
Some examples: “The people fighting, they are being killed, and the guy uploads photos of Gandhi praying”;
“Liar asshole, he acts spiritual using mental health to sell a documentary”;
"He doesn't understand the values of life, he has to tattoo the word 'loyalty' because he forgets it";
"He's a hair-dyed asshole who put dog-chained black women around their necks."
Residente's diatribe is divided into three chapters:
In a place in La Mancha, My weapons are my letters
and
The Knight of the Mirrors.
It is in this third part when the Puerto Rican displays his arsenal of insults to the Colombian.
The song is accompanied by a simple video showing Residente recording the piece.
Wearing a white tank top and a cap, the singer takes a sip of beer and begins his quest.
In the first part he shows himself as a Don Quixote safeguarding the honesty of urban music and against
hot dog vendors:
“While I speak only as Don Quixote./ With beer foam on his mustache.
/ Waiting for these
hot dogs
get out of the cabin.
/ Like a sprout, before the boat sinks.
/ But as always, shit comes out.
/ I am prepared to hit these blowers until the cartridge runs out”.
Without quoting him, he already refers in this first part to J Balvin: “I don't believe in the stars of digital platforms./ Not even in your cake cream [awards]
billboards./
Not even in your Instagram stories, Dolce & Gabbana and Cartier./ I only believe in my level./ And in the carbon of my pencil running over the paper”.
In the second part,
My weapons are my letters,
Residente vindicates himself against what he considers the urban artists to be lies: “When the hat with the R [his hat, R, for Residente] is coming, on the entire stage it begins to smell like a peasant farm./ Because these fake rappers turn chickens with my rhyme when I impose discipline like in China”.
There is no lack of criticism of
autotune,
the voice modifier, and the most important instrument in current commercial pop: "
Autotune
and
playback
activated./ These fools sing even with the microphone off".
The feeling of this phase of the song is expressed near the end: “It is one thing to be an artist, another thing is to be famous”.
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The last stretch is where it breaks loose.
It is introduced by a conversation.
“Is it okay like this?” asks Residente.
"If you gave Balvin, I might like him," they reply.
“No, not Balvin.
That bastard is a fool, ”says Residente first.
Three seconds pass and he adds: "Well, go ahead."
And he starts a deluge of personal attacks on J Balvin.
the knight of mirrors
it is the longest phase of the song, almost four minutes.
In addition to the verses mentioned above, some of the harshest attacks are these: “One day he said he wanted to do reggaeton, being frank when he found out that Daddy Yankee was white./ My key, the worst of all and the most serious./ It's that this asshole is racist and doesn't know it./ History is going to slap you in the name of all those who picked cotton under abuse./ And another slap in the name of all those who have had to fight twice within reggaeton."
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Grammys, moralism and Hot Dogs: what is really behind the fight between J Balvin and Residente?
The confrontation between René Pérez Joglar
Residente
(San Juan, Puerto Rico, 44 years old) and José Álvaro Osorio
J Balvin
(Medellín, Colombia, 36 years old) comes from afar.
J Balvin called for the awards boycott: “The Grammys don't value us, but they need us.
We give them
rating
, but they don't give us respect.
Those who have power in the genre, none should go, that is, everyone, because we are a movement.
Residente then replied: “I would believe you about the boycott if, I don't know, last year when you were nominated 13 times you hadn't gone to the Grammys.
But there you did not ask for a boycott.
Surely you even had a change of clothes for each prize.
But as of the 13 nominations you won only one Grammy, now the boycott returns.
And he defined Balvin's music “as if it were a
hot dog
cart , which many people may like or almost everyone.
But when those people want to eat well, they go to a restaurant and that restaurant is the one that earns the Michelin stars.”
Musically, Residente's new song is a hard rap adorned with Latin rhythms.
The ferocious attacks are underscored by a salsa chorus where the former Calle 13 sings: “I do this to
have
fun, to
have
fun, to have fun
”
.
The story of the song is preceded by a video that Residente posted yesterday on his Instagram account.
He denounced that J Balvin tried to stop his publication.
“This message is the least important thing you are going to hear today.
Much less in the middle of a war that has just broken out.
But when you mess with urban
influencers
[that's how he calls J Balvin contemptuously] these bullshit happen to you.
And he denounces: "It turns out that the asshole found out that I'm
throwing him
[criticizing him] and he hasn't stopped calling everyone to call me so I don't bring it up.
They threatened to sue my label if I took it down."
And he ends: “The difference between you and me is that I am free to do whatever comes out of the balls and you are one more slave of the industry”.
Balvin's response is now awaited...
The full lyrics of the song:
- Chapter One:
In a place of stain
I'm a little uneasy while the urban genre I keep an eye on
Peeking out like a crocodile in the Nile River
Settling a couple of pending accounts before Milo arrives
Sitting on a chair under an umbrella in camisilla
With the dog biting my shoe
Belching tortillas and buttered toast
Aiming at the horizon with a rifle without a sight
While I talk alone like Don Quixote
With beer foam on the mustache
Waiting for these hotdogs to come out the cabin
Like a bud, before they sink the boat
But as always, shit comes out
I'm prepared to give these pot blowers until the cartridge runs out
Today I knock down marketing with a jerk
How we knocked down the statues of Christopher Columbus
I break this junk
Like a rocker in the 80s smashing his guitar
With the Resi you get muddy
Even my verses turned alcoholic because there are too many bars
I come from the heat
From Trujillo the drums sound in the street, ro-po-pom-pom
No discussion, even my brother Don
He knows that in rap there is only one King Kong
Sending fire, this is White Lion, no game
As in the times of Voltio with Tego
You and I are not the same
I do not believe in the stars of digital platforms
Not even on your cake cream billboards
Not even in your stories' of Instagram, Dolce & Gabbana and Cartier
I only believe in my level
And in the charcoal of my pencil running over the paper
I do this for fun
To have fun, to have fun
Like I'm leaving right now
I'm going to take a couple before I go
- Chapter Two:
My weapons are my lyrics
Today I fuck the fame industry
Until breaking the springs to the bed
When my words spill, I take them without pajamas
Vertical and horizontal, like in a crossword
In the tiraderas I am the terror of the terrors of this era
For these losers springs are no longer multicolored
Because where I throw a punchline the flowers stop growing.
They are fifth class artists
That write less than a pen without ink
When they see me they break down
Pale white color like the fake teeth that are put on
When the cap with the R is coming
The entire stage begins to smell like a peasant farm
'Cause these fake rappers turn into chickens
With my rhyme when I impose discipline like in China
My retina only sees heads rolling down the hill
The French Revolution with the guillotine
Burning showcases I go to all, I go to the top
With a bottle, a towel and gasoline, like in Palestine
I make it easy, like peeling tangerine peels
Comfortable, like a seat when reclining
I'm Correa, Báez and Lindor, routine double play
This is not for Instagram, this is resolved in the cabin
I kill them by tying my right and left
Singing nursery rhymes skipping rope
There is no break to lose
If I put them all in a blender, a shitty milkshake comes out.
For two minutes of song they have twenty writers
Even handlers are songwriters
Five hundred dollars for a ticket, gentlemen
For jumping like an asshole dressed in colors
Auto-Tune and playback activated
These bobo' sing even with the microphone off
You can't be the leader, champion of champions
If they wrote all your fucking songs for you
A well-done hot dog is delicious.
The problem is that these liars didn't cook it
These bums have a sweet tooth
They don't even bring the plate to the table and they take the tip from the waiter
And they're not ashamed, that's the shame
Bees make honey, but the bear eats it
You don't buy respect for being talented
It is one thing to be an artist, another thing is to be famous
Oh, you have to do some cleaning
Lots of delusions of grandeur, little skill
this only begins
And I'm still going for my first beer
I do this for fun
To have fun, to have fun
I do this for fun
To have fun, to have fun
Like I'm leaving right now
I was going to take a couple before leaving
Gabriel, 'is it okay like this?
Mmm, it's really good shit, motherfucker
But if he shoots at Balvin, it could be that I like him
No, not Balvin, bastard
That bastard is a bobolón
well give it
- Chapter Three:
The Knight of Mirrors
I'm going to lower myself with a bobolón
Who sings to SpongeBob and Pokémon
The copy of a clone, the Logan Paul of reggaeton
This is lower than ejaculating without an erection
as they say out there
“Josesito, you don't have a street, that's why you have soft knuckles'”
With just a video I bury this calf
And I put him to upload photos with his dog
This cowardly young lamb
It's like a vegan breakfast: without eggs
The people fighting, they are killing them
And the guy uploads photos of Gandhi praying
Liar asshole, he plays the spiritual
Using mental health to sell a documentary
You are more false than a hot dog without ketchup or bread
Faker than Luian's abs
corduroy is so insecure
That he has to be announcing on Instagram how much wool he earns
Does not understand the values of life
He has to tattoo the word "loyalty" because he forgets
He's a moron with hair dye
Who put black women with dog chains around their necks
A white boy who lost his way
A divine accepting his Afro-Latino award
One day he said he wanted to do reggaeton being frank
When discovering that Daddy Yankee was white
My key, the worst of all and the most serious
It's just that this asshole is racist and he doesn't know it
History is going to give you a slap in the face on behalf of all those who under abuse picked cotton
And another slap on behalf of all those who have had to battle twice within reggaeton
Myke Towers, Sech, ChocQuibTown, Rafa Pabön
Don Omar, Ozuna, Archangel, Tego Calderon
Son un montón que sin pensar metes debajo del cajón
En tu arcoíris de colores no existe el color marrón
Un sacrilegio
Este blanquito de colegio todavía no entiende el fucking privilegio
¿Pero qué esperan de este fracasado?
Criado por su papá, un influencer frustrado
En Puerto Rico para que se la dieran en el reggaetón
Tragó más leche que un condón
Por cada mamada subía un escalón
Cada día disfrazado de un color distinto como un camaleón
Lo que dijo Rubén, el Residente lo sostiene
“Aunque cambie de color, yo siempre sé por dónde viene”
Los camaleones velan por su propio ombligo
Se hacen panas hasta de sus enemigos
Nada más con el testigo
Los negocios son negocios, socio, en los negocios no hay amigos
Lo mío no es negocio, somos diferentes
Por la música yo pongo el corazón al frente
Mis billboard los sostiene la gente
Next to my letters on each banner to bring down a president
I'm not the most famous of the whole circuit
But I split your favorite rapper in twenty
What I said in "Calma Pueblo" I repeat
With me they eat even if they have no appetite
I'm not doing this to give you advice.
Not even to abuse you even if it's uneven
Today I skin you
So that those who buy the hot dog shirt feel good assholes.
This is for the kids
For the respect that everyone who writes deserves
The Formula 1 are tourist, they no longer run
'Cause I just broke the track, ah