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Well, we understand, full of superheroes, Rotem Sela is perfect, and "Ninja Israel" is the most important sporting event in the world | Israel today

2022-03-06T06:38:42.049Z


Two Olympic medalists and a veteran sports broadcaster sat in the final of a reality show and acted as if it was the most significant sporting achievement on earth


Rotem Sela represents for us such a perfect female ideal, that it is distorted to present it this way on television.

She earns more on campaigns than Wonder Woman, she's too beautiful, she knows how to put Dana Weiss in place, and when necessary - also advocate for her business partner.

She is both a mother and a career woman who advertises banks and air conditioners, models and leads reality series and shows, and serves as an inconceivable role model for young girls.

And maybe it makes sense that Rotem Sela goes through a screen that is too perfect, because in a program that she hosts, there has to be perfection, and there is no need to apologize for that.

In the world of the ninja everyone is bigger than life, and the facilitator first.

Asi Ezer got involved in an affair that was supposed to delete him from the screen for a while, but since he is not an ordinary human being - he was rescued from it even before the first collection of commercials.

Listen to the soundtrack of the event: Niv Raskin, who has broadcast European Cup wins and world records in his life, but is thrilled by a mega-wall as if it were the most significant sporting achievement on earth.

In the final, two Olympic medalists (Jordan Jerby and Linoy Ashram) sat next to him as commentators, as if to emphasize how rare and high-quality the conditions of entry into the superhuman world that this reality show has been presenting for four seasons.

"Ninja Israel" went out of proportion to market the season, which ended last night with the Midoriama Mountain and with a full Yuval who managed to climb it in 26 seconds and was finally crowned a ninja.

This led to an almost impassable trajectory, which one after another overthrew all the superhuman figures for whom the program had inflated its ego throughout the year.

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Supermen.

The emphasis was on seeking an heir to fill, the so-called "King of Kings and one of a kind," and other nicknames designed to make clear how perfect and one-time he is.

As a result, the level of difficulty was raised, the girls who tried to compete in the runways of the season crashed, and the boys competed among themselves for who has more squares in the belly and charisma of plywood to get into the shoes of the retired Shmela.

It will be said that this is a sports program that encourages physical activity and presents overcoming difficulties and challenges, but for the vast majority of viewers - medium-sized armchair sweet potatoes like us - "Ninja Israel" cultivates for us an unattainable sports-achievement model.

Faster, stronger, taller, more perfect.

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Source: israelhayom

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