"I think I would remember that if I had seen Mr. Depp's penis."
The sordid and delusional revelations continue to flow since the start of the defamation lawsuit between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
After hearing numerous witnesses, from the actress's personal assistant to the doorman of their West Hollywood building, the Fairfax Court called Malcolm Connolly, the actor's former bodyguard, to the bar on Thursday, April 28.
After having confided that he had seen, on several occasions, his boss disembark with the swollen face, the employee had to answer another question from the lawyer of Amber Heard.
"Have you seen Johnny Depp's penis?" asked the latter.
A question that added absurdity to this most trying trial, provoking the laughter of the
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This, however, occurred after the assertions of the actress of
Aquaman
according to which Johnny Depp had urinated in their home in Australia, in 2015. A crucial episode since it is on this date that the actor affirms, conversely , that his ex-wife cut off his finger with a bottle of vodka.
“When you got home you could hear some ruckus.
Is not it ?
,
asked the lawyer of Amber Heard to Malcolm Connolly.
You entered the house and saw Mr. Depp.
Correct ?".
The witness confirmed the “heckling”, specifying however that he had not heard any cry.
He also refuted accusations that Johnny Depp urinated in the house that day.
"Mr.
Depp had his penis out of his pants, right?
And Malcolm Connolly to answer, half-amused half-exasperated: "I think I would remember if I had seen Mr. Depp's penis".
At the mention of this sharp response, the actor then let himself be taken with a fit of laughter, hiding his face between his hands.
Very gifted in the
punchline
, the security guard quipped, a few minutes later, the alcohol consumption of his former boss.
“He has a very high tolerance for all substances.
But I think Jack Sparrow is more drunk than Johnny Depp."
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The porter who vapes
Another character has caused a sensation since the start of the confrontation between the two ex-spouses.
On April 29, the Court heard from Alejandro Romero, the former doorman of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Eastern Columbia Building in West Hollywood.
Like many other witnesses, the latter delivered his version of the facts remotely, via videoconference from his car.
Sitting in the driver's seat, he recalled the day the
Aquaman
actress asked him to hire someone to investigate scratch marks on her front door, thinking someone was trying to break into her home.
"What ?
Marks 10 cm from the ground?
It's a dog that was scratching itself!”, he would then have replied.
And to add, while pumping on his electronic cigarette and starting his car: "I said to myself: 'Do you really think that someone tried to come home by scratching 10 centimeters off the ground?' ".
Something to add the grotesque to the absurd.
