There was no quarrel or explosion of any kind in the episode of "Wedding at First Sight" last night, and it's really okay if you choose to stop reading this column from here.
If you still chose to continue reading, you might be comforted by the conflict that revolves around tahini cookies and their ideal size that was discovered between Raphael and Idit - the charismatic monsters that they are.
And if that does not make you keep reading, then you are probably a captive audience.
Just as the writer of these lines, who finds himself recently staring at the screen at what feels like six evenings a week, is trying to get through the big boredom season of "Wedding at First Sight."
Seriously, what makes yesterday's episode a TV show that justifies watching?
Guy and Matan's Chili Con Carne?
By the way, these two open the episode with a car ride together to the soundtrack of a horror movie.
And this is, of course, the show's editors' way of announcing another Matan's head-eating session, which still does not forgive Guy for his original sin (i.e. the fact that he did not want it when he did not sign a draconian contract with a broadcaster).
And the hugs and compliments will not help.
Matan continues to look for clues to Guy's lack of attraction to him and refuses to let go of his pit bull lock on the subject, which has already come up and been talked about about 15 times since this unexciting relationship began.
Along the way, they also eat carbs and sugar for the first time since 2018, greeting the Chili Con Carne and mentioning "Sabri Mernan" with a greeting - ostensibly a familiar greeting to the audience, but in practice a hidden message to remind us that somewhere there is always bad TV More.
There's always a worse TV somewhere.
Providing a temple,
In the meantime, Mai and Moshe are going on vacation in Safed at the expense of Mai's parents, and it's a shame they invested so much money in something that the production would probably have paid him if only to motivate matters in this sector.
Moshe, still disappointed that he is not having fun in Rabin Square, decides to jump into the cold water (this is not a metaphor. He really dips in a water source), and May is also persuaded to do so at the end, and here you have another five minutes of fascinating television about nothing.
On the way back Maayan does a karaoke carpool to Keren Peles' "flood" and Moshe ponders the option of a divorce.
From here to Idit and Rafael, who are already communicating much better, at least until the moment when Idit decides to indulge in Rafael's baking skills - pulled out because he "likes things to smell like home", and that already makes him a more successful match for Itamar "home" Ami than last season than Karin .
Moshe decides not to be offended, and Yael slaps him that he has been acting like a robot for years.
"You're a little disconnected from your feelings," she analyzes.
"I'm not a robot!"
Raphael answers exactly what a sophisticated robot would answer.
Maybe in the next episode you can have a bot war between Raphael and Daniel, because there is only room for one cyborg in this show and it will probably be more interesting than the anesthetic content that is the season 5 signing.
The cookie affair.
Edith and Raphael,
By the way Lior, a man who is a grog: he and Katya are very much in love, in what seems like a conscious tribute to the cinematic classic "Get Up Yesterday Morning" or "Groundhog Day".
In other words, wedding scouts have been stuck in a time loop for a while now and get up every morning to a similar scenario.
An endless loop in which Katya analyzes and giggles, while Lior waits for her at home with a meal and a variation of the word babe.
There is no hint of crisis or disagreement between them, and that's how it is as one party in the relationship works nine days a week and the other party is programmed to obey it.
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