Of course! (Photo: screenshot, Instagram)
The elections are behind us, and now we face the difficult task of forming a government.
Just before closing deals and handing out cases, voila!
Celebs decided to establish their ultimate government, one that combines celebs with their occupations in the best possible way.
Well, sort of.
So receive them, just before the solemn inauguration.
Chairman of the Committee for the Advancement of the Status of Women: Moran Ben Assolin
Moran Ben Assolin (Instagram)
Why did we choose her?
Because after years of apologizing for our clothing, behavior and words,
Moran Ben Assolin
got married and showed us all that we should not apologize, but rather celebrate our existence.
Yes, even if it includes a confrontation with Eyal Berkovich.
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Minister of Finance: Simon Leviev
Simon Leviev "The Tinder Scam" (Photo: screenshot, Channel 12 screenshot)
Why did we choose him?
You can say many things about
Simon Laviv
, but one thing cannot be disputed: he is really, really good with money.
So whatever it's not his money, don't be petty.
Minister of Transport: Alex Kurkint
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ALEX KOROTAEV
Why did we choose him?
The completion of the light rail works have become a national interest.
Alex Scooter will expedite the matter, because no one appreciates public transportation more than a driver who smashes every vehicle he touches.
Minister of Culture: Omer Adam
Omer Adam in concert (Photo: Flash 90, David Cohen)
Why did we choose him?
Beyond the impressive musical record and the fact that each of his songs becomes a hit, he has world-wide connections with Jewish communities, and he is not picky about his performances.
We saw him at the Alliances, we saw him with Bez in Dubai and we want to see him at the Ophir Awards.
Minister of Intelligence: Nadir Eliyahu
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Why did we choose him?
Nadir Eliyahu meets all our demands from a minister of intelligence: he knows everyone, is everywhere and was appointed chief of staff of the Kazakh army. Just like in "Bad Girls", his hair is also full of secrets, no one knows where he drinks coffee and in general, there is plenty to discover.
Minister of Health: Karin Goren
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Why did we choose her?
In 2011, the American Congress decided that the pizza served in schools would be defined as a vegetable.
You know, because it contains tomato sauce.
Is there anything Israelis want more than being Americans?
No.
For the same weight, a cake with half a kilo of butter is a great source of proteins!
Minister of Immigration and Absorption: Ben Zini
Ben Zini (photo: screenshot, Instagram)
Why did we choose him?
Apparently, Ben Zini is not suitable for the position, because not long ago he caused a diplomatic incident when he took a picture with a monkey in Thailand.
On the other hand, he hosted Tiktok star Russia in his home, whom he taught to eat spicy fish and say selected words in Hebrew.
Because if anything, make a complex process like immigration much more difficult, which will be photographed well for the networks.
Minister of Communications: Ofira Assig
Ofira Assig (Photo: Nir Pekin)
Why did we choose her?
When Ofira
and
Berkovich
's talk show
came on, many treated it as a joke.
Over time, she became worthy and legitimate, and with all due respect to Barco it happened thanks to the star by his side.
Ofira is not afraid to express her opinion, even if it is not always popular, she talks about politics without fear of losing her fan base and in general, it is evident that she does not count too many external factors.
Walla!
Celebs gives her a bag, not Hermes.
Foreign Minister: Natalie Dadon
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Why did we choose her?
There was a debate about the bag that Natalie Dadon would receive, but after the videos in which she addresses everyone in general, and the
Hadid
sisters in particular, voila!
Celebs want everyone to hear this English.
A wasted natural resource.
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Mor Meman
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Why did we choose her?
Because she is a friend of the gay and lusty Forty Poundy, of course!
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