Why is everything strange?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle (Photo: Reuters)
Prince Harry
's new book
is expected to be released later this week, but the celebratory launch can be skipped.
The leaks from the book overrun every good plot on the various gossip sites, so wow!
Celebs wonder what's actually left in it that hasn't been published.
Alongside conflicts with family members, led by his elder brother
Prince William
, additional details shed light on Harry's character, who shared with the readers a host of facts about his beliefs, the pagan rituals he took part in and his penis.
wait, what?
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Harry and Prince William (Photo: Reuters)
The website buzzfeed collected nine bizarre things that appeared in the book.
Among other things, Harry wrote that he suffered from frostbite on his penis at William and Kate Middleton's wedding. According to him, he visited the North Pole about a month before the royal event, where he suffered the injury.
"My father was interested and expressed empathy towards the frostbite on the cheeks and nose. While they healed, Finn took a little longer."
Wal, thank you for that.
To end the penis issue, the prince revealed that he had been circumcised.
In another event, Harry said that he consumed hallucinogenic mushrooms at the home of actress
Courteney Cox
.
"A friend and I took some and downed them with tequila. When I stepped on the pedal of the can and it opened, it looked like a huge mouth," he wrote.
In addition, he said that he had experimented with cocaine.
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"Thank you, mother."
Harry, Meghan and Archie (Photo: screenshot, Twitter)
Harry wrote about Meghan Markle's pregnancy with their eldest son
Archie
, and according to him the person who allowed it to happen was none other than the
late
Princess Diana .
The prince wrote that he keeps several items next to the bed, among them a blue box that contains ends of his late mother's hair.
When Meghan Markle took pregnancy tests, he said "Good, let's see how my mother can help us with this".
When one of the tests came back positive, he let out in a loud voice "Thank you mom!".
On a trip he and Megan took in Scotland, they encountered seals.
"They sang, and Megan sang back to them. They answered her and I thought she was magical, and the seals see it too."
At another family gathering, he said Meghan asked Kate Middleton for lip gloss.
"Kate reluctantly reached into her bag and pulled out the tube. Megan took a little of the substance with her finger, applied it to her cheeks and handed it back to Kate, who looked disgusted."
Walla!
Celebs don't sing with seals, just because it's too bad for her to be the one who signs their extinction.
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