Do you want to share your retirement with all your loved ones, but can't find the right words?
There is guaranteed to be something in these WhatsApp sayings.
Hamburg – Retirement is a phase of life that many people have been working towards for a long time – and when the time finally comes, you naturally want to share the special moment with friends, family and acquaintances.
For this case, 24hamburg.de has collected suitable, funny and thought-provoking WhatsApp sayings for consumers, which you can send to your loved ones when you retire.
Incidentally, for some seniors it is earlier than for other seniors, because certain age groups are already entitled to early retirement at the age of 63.
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The best WhatsApp sayings about retirement - this is how you make your loved ones laugh
When seniors retire, the workload and everyday stress that is so familiar to them falls away – and suddenly you even feel like laughing on a Monday morning.
Share these feelings with your acquaintances and put a smile on your loved ones' faces with a funny WhatsApp saying.
There is also reason for many retirees to be happy because of eight government grants that you should know about as a senior.
am retired
My only boss is now my wife!
How do you know it's time to retire?
When you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!
Retirement, now the free time stress begins.
The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off and you can never turn in a vacation.
What do you call people who are in a good mood on Mondays?
PENSIONER!
Retirement is: Look 50, think 30 and act 18!
Retirement is what you've been working toward all your life and get terrified when it comes.
Sorry, this is my first retirement.
I am still practicing.
(Loriot)
Nihil agere delectat: doing nothing is pleasant.
Do you know why birds sing in the morning?
Because they don't fucking have to go to work!
Retirement is like a long vacation to Las Vegas.
The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so much that you run out of money.
(Jonathan Clements)
Retirement Rules:
Boss: ME
Alarm clock: OFF
Work: ON WHIM
Money: MONTHLY Play
: DAILY
Stress: NEVER
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Finally retired: Share your joy about your retirement with funny WhatsApp sayings to your loved ones.
(24hamburg.de assembly)
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Are you happy about your retirement?
Let your feelings run free with WhatsApp sayings
Do you want to give free rein to your joy about your retirement and involve others in it?
Then here we have the right WhatsApp sayings for you that best express your happy mood.
Happy are also those pensioners who can be exempted from the GEZ.
There's nothing better than knowing you don't have to set an alarm for the next day!
Retirement?
Now it's really getting started!
Imagine a life that consists only of weekends.
Nobody loves life like someone who is growing old.
(Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
When I'm old, I don't want to look young, I want to look happy.
I can't help but grow old.
But I can make sure I have fun doing it.
Retirement is when having a good time is the only job.
The pension is not the end of the road.
It is the beginning of the free Autobahn.
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Suitable for retirement: WhatsApp sayings that make you think
For many pensioners, however, leaving working life is also a major hurdle or even an obstacle to overcome. So if you don’t feel like laughing at first, you can give your loved ones some profound food for thought with these WhatsApp sayings.
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy.
Because what we leave behind is a part of ourselves. We must say goodbye to one life before we can enter another.
(Anatole France)
Man's real reward is not what he earns with his work, but what he becomes through it.
(John Ruskin)
Old age has nothing to guard against than surrendering to laziness and inactivity.
(Cicero)
When you are young you learn, when you are old you understand.
(Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)
Retirement can be an end, a conclusion, but it is also a new beginning.
(Catherine Pulsifer)
Old age has the serenity of one who is free of his bonds and moves freely.
(Arthur Schopenhauer)
For me, old age is not a dungeon, but a balcony from which one can see farther and more precisely at the same time.
(Marie Luise Kaschnitz)
Dreams never retire.
What rhymes with pension?
The best WhatsApp sayings with a poetic nuance
Pensioners with a penchant for poetry - but not enough creativity for their own poems - can let off steam with these WhatsApp sayings.
After all, Pumuckl already knew: what rhymes is true!
How wonderful it is to do nothing and then rest from doing nothing.
(Heinrich Zille)
"It's bad when you get old", the old man speaks, "but it's worse, you don't get old!" (Heinz Erhardt)
Much too late, many realize the missed goals in life: joy, beauty and nature, health, travel and culture.
Therefore, man, be wise in good time!
It's high time!
travel, travel!
(Wilhelm Busch)
Let's raise our glasses together to our happy retirement life, to all energetic pensioners, to our cheerful honor of old age!
With these sayings you should be prepared for your retirement - and they can certainly make many people laugh or think about it who still have a few years of work ahead of them.
At least you will certainly make their future retirement even more palatable.
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