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Day 14 in the jungle camp: Lucas' beam fanatic facade is crumbling

2023-01-27T09:39:48.982Z


There was a lot to swallow again in the camp. But Lucas can't do that physically. That's why he rattles off with Gigi and Dads - a clash of camp cultures: permanent smilers against open speakers.


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Gigi Birofio (l.), Papis Loveday (middle) and Lucas Cordalis: "You have more practice in swallowing, that has to be said"

Photo: Stefan Thoyah / RTL

talent of the day

We all don't have time.

Which is why one of the great achievements of this jungle camp season, which continues to deliver above average, is how Gigi analyzes his fellow campers very aptly in the smallest format in microscopic, sharp analyzes - and is not the fool from the Betaste formats, but a talented Petitessen profiler.

He has already said aptly about Claudia, "she invented talking," now he gave his verdict on Lucas: "He definitely wants to show an image of himself, perfection.

He would never do anything wrong, everything is always right with him, everything is in order.

He can't say what he's really thinking." Unlike Gigi himself, who after his confidant Cecilia was thrown out, stepped into a bush and mobbed Claudia, why wasn't it better for her to leave?

because she didn't want to be in the camp anymore anyway.

Dad then took the rager along with Lucas to his jungle exam so that he could cool his temper there.

A good idea, in theory.

Anatomical Oddity of the Day:

Lucas can't swallow.

It is unfortunate that this is not diagnosed during a previously symptom-free dinner, due to underproduction of the salivary glands, but now of all things in a disgust eating test.

While Gigi and Daddy bravely consume the inevitable Poperzen complete with gut juice and fermented unpleasantness, Lucas messes up two stars, as in his previous test, because he persistently grinds, but no more.

But this time he couldn't help it, he says: "It's just not possible for my body to swallow it."

And in a small break with his radiant fanatic facade, he pushes a disgusting thing in the direction of the gay dad: »You have more practice in swallowing, that has to be said.«

Moment of nostalgia I:

Inspired by Cordalis' selective salivary glands, let's stroll through Kasall, the hall of fame for previous, well-deserving camp campers.

Let's stop at the bust of Alexander "Honey" Keen, easily recognizable by his extremely pronounced neck muscles.

Like Lucas, he too had to capitulate in an examination due to physical ailments when he was clamped in a guillotine-like fixation device on his neck during an animal-intensive spelling test in 2017.

"If the throat is strangled, that's my limit," Honey said at the time, baring her teeth happily.

An all-star season of the worst jungle dudes, that would be something.

Sparkle of the day

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Absolute top class, as Sonja Zietlow praises Gigi and Dad after the exam and adds with a view to the self-declared alpha male Lucas: "The weak have to be pulled through."

Unmasking of the day

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When Gigi and Dad told the truth in an interview after the exam that Lukas lost two stars because of bad swallowing, Lukas felt defamed: “In a team, you win together and you lose together.

I could also say 1000 things about you.«

What things do the others want to know.

"Does that mean you don't say what you think in the camp?" asks Gigi, "you want to say a lot, but you don't do it because of pressure from the outside world." And, I want to add at this point because Lucas doesn't understand, that the time for polished, perfect and therefore deadly boring jet types is over.

This season is the best proof that instead it's the injured ones that you especially take to your heart when they openly show their cracks, because that's where the light shines through, as is well known.

And in fact, Lucas behaves in contrast, as if he were not in the jungle camp, but a "dream ship" character.

In the camp it's like in a relationship, he insists, you often don't tell your partner what bothers you.

"But then it's an unhappy relationship,"

The argument escalated further in the camp because Lucas claimed in front of the others that Papis and Gigi had approached him because of his poor jungle performance, not because of his feigned kindness.

Gigi's micro-profiling summary: "What a fool".

That sounds like a fascinating but unfortunately lost craft.

Background music of the day

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When Lucas then sits in the jungle phone, Two Feet's "Lost the Game" is playing in the background: "I lost the game / I can't get lower," it says - it would be nice, but instead it is to be feared that the massive Katzenberger fan base will at least vote Lucas into the final, regardless of his behavior.

Of course Djamila belongs on the throne.

Moment of nostalgia II

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Another quote from the Honey era, completely without context, recited by the great aphorist Kader Loth.

With reference to the animal behinds eaten during an exam and an unloved camp inmate, she spoke the golden sentence: "We don't need assholes anymore, we already have assholes."

Exit of the day:

Claudia is out.

It almost hit Cosimo, so support calls urgently need to be made to improve it.

Transparency note: Jungle camp moderator Jan Köppen and Anja Rützel had the joint podcast "Kützel und Röppen" (Audible) in 2020.

Source: spiegel

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