As of: January 30, 2024, 2:08 p.m
By: Sophie Kluß
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Cats can be hilarious people.
That's why they are the center of many jokes.
Here is a selection that we do not want to withhold from you.
1 / 10“A nap attacked me... it won.” © YAY Images/Imago
2 / 10Why is the cat sitting on the keyboard?
To keep track of the mouse.
© Pond5 Images/Imago
3 / 10One cat owner proudly tells another: “Our cat won first prize at a bird exhibition.” The other one asks, completely confused: “How did she do that?” “Well, the cage door was open.” © Agency 54 Grad /Imago
4 / 10What does a cat say when it gets a voucher?
“Thanks, but I’d rather pay cash on the claw!” © IMAGO/imageBROKER/Oleksandr Latkun
5 / 10Do you know why mice don't drink alcohol?
Because they are afraid of the hangover.
© zsv3207/Imago
6 / 10What does a cat dream about at night?
From a sore muscle!
© Imago
7 / 10Just the other day I watched my neighbor talking to her cat.
She probably thought her cat would understand her.
I ran back into the house and told my dog.
We both laughed so hard!
© Anastasiia Nelen/Westend61/Imago
8 / 10Where do cats live?
Well, in the kitty house!
© Meike Engels/Imago
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9 / 10A garden owner asks his neighbor: “What's wrong with your cat?
He's running around all the gardens like a madman." Then the neighbor: "Yes, I had him castrated yesterday and now he's canceling all his appointments." © M. Sheldon/Imago
10 / 10A tomcat chases after a family of mice.
At the last moment, the mouse daddy turns around and calls out to the tomcat: “Wow!
Wow!” The tomcat is frightened and runs away, the little mice are relieved.
The mouse father proudly says to his children: “Do you now see how important foreign languages are?” © Wirestock/Imago
Cats are not only the most popular pet in Germany, but also make their owners laugh - just like these cute jokes about the sometimes clumsy velvet paws.
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