Apparently teachers have the most laugh in biology lessons. At the very least, educators in this field report most frequently about crazy students' failures .
Admittedly, guessing in Bio a bit is obvious - after all, everyone has the feeling that they have already heard something from one topic or another. For example, when it comes to vertebrates. They're sure to be called that because there's always a lot of commotion around them?
And then, hihi, the sex education, hihi. In the fourth grade, human reproduction is mentioned for the first time; it is also important because: "Sexuality is what you need to get pregnant."
In the sixth grade it gets more concrete, because then the children already know that during orgasm (hehe) the right testicle of the man slips into the woman's ovary. Oops! Let's hope that this grows back to the final exam.
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Lena Greiner, Carola Padtberg-Kruse
Name three string instruments: Violin, Viola, Limoncello: New witty student responses & teacher's sayings
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Ullstein Paperback
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208
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Teachers and students have sent the SPIEGEL editors their funniest answers from the classroom, including style flowers, errors from exams and exams and the best excuses - from elementary school to high school and vocational school. The best bangers are gathered in the third volume of the funniest student answers: "Name three strings: Violin, Viola, Limoncello"
Read the best new student answers here in the photo gallery:
WWF? - World Wide Fiecher!
Question : What is the difference between hibernation and hibernation?
Answer : That's about like 2 percent battery and flight mode.
Grade 11, high school
Task : Which flavors can distinguish the tongue? Check.
Answer : sour, sweet, prickly
Class 3
Question : Which oral contraceptive do you know?
Answer : Viagra.
Grade 10, high school
Question : What do you call the female sexual organ?
Answer : Violin.
Class 3
Question : What happens during orgasm?
Answer : The man's right testicle slips into the woman's ovary.
Class 6
Question : What are the first signs of an impending birth?
Answer : The mother notices that the birth is approaching when the veins have burst.
Speech in class:
"Men are vaccinated in the upper arm, women in the thigh, otherwise it would be too boring for the doctors."
From a test on "flowers and fruits":
Task : Explain how a cherry blossom becomes a cherry fruit.
Answer : The bee pollinates the fruit, the bee pulls something out of the pollen tube and then the cherry falls off.
Grade 6, high school in Lower Saxony
Question : Does anyone know what the abbreviation WWF stands for?
Answer : World Wide Fiecher!
Grade 10, high school
Question : Why is this called a dominant-recessive inheritance?
Answer : Because the man is dominant and there will always be a dominant in the family.
Question : How many teeth does a deciduous dentition have?
Answer : 28.
Question : How many teeth does the permanent dentition have?
Answer : Four.
Class 3
Question : What does the plant need for photosynthesis?
Answer : A root?
grade 10
Classwork on "Ecosystem Forest":
Task : Explain how annual rings are created.
Answer : They come from menopause.
Grade 7, high school
A chapter of the book is also devoted to a new perspective: the student to their teacher. "Once a teacher complained that we had not cleaned the board clean enough before the start of the lesson," says a former student. The teacher then went to the blackboard, licked it and shouted, "That's what a blackboard should look like, lick it!"