Finally Christmas vacation - teachers can recover from the class work and their students and students from the class work and their teachers.
Because not only students do a lot of nonsense, but of course also the educators. Pupils notice very quickly that teachers are only human, with feelings, mistakes and ailments. But while some educators manage to keep their emotions and private lives out of the classroom as much as possible, others deliberately carry their personal sensitivities into the classroom - and live it out mercilessly.
In the third volume of the series about the funniest student responses " Name three string instruments: violin, viola, limoncello ", a chapter of the book is devoted to the perspective of the pupils on their teachers: "Our music teacher and choir director played on his grand piano exclusively without his teeth" a former student, "he put it on the wing before him."
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Lena Greiner, Carola Padtberg
Name three string instruments: violin, viola, limoncello: new funny student responses & teacher sayings
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Ullstein paperback
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208
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Here are the funniest stories from our readers:
Weird things teachers do in the classroom
You are far too good!
"In eleventh grade in Spanish, we had to carry a full ten-liter water canister twice through the school building to understand what Bolivian women go through every day when they bring drinking water to a well."
Bad nerves:
"A history teacher at our school was notorious for her tantrums when a class was too uncomfortable for her. On one occasion during a tantrum she hit the teacher's desk so hard that she broke her hand. Unfortunately, she taught again the next day - with plaster . "
Stood at attention:
"In the ninth grade, we had to form a trellis and sing the French national anthem - the Marseillaise - at the beginning of each French lesson. Our French teacher walked off the trellis in a jump-off."
Secret passions:
"Our ancient Greek teacher let us draw the curtains and divided the class into two groups: orchestra and dancers. We in the orchestra should act as if we were violins, violas, cellos and so on and 'play' or hum a waltz. The others Classmates had to dance to it, while our teacher was on the desk and conducting. "
Pooh:
"One of our physics teachers liked to use the overhead projector with foils, on which he wrote and drew with washable foil pens. If he corrected something, he first spat on the foil and then wiped the pen away - and we saw his spit exactly and enlarged on the Wall."
Delicious, is that about salami?
"In the 12th grade we had a young math teacher who, when we started eating in class, confiscated our sandwiches and ate them up in front of our eyes."
A high school student says:
"We had a high-pitched chemistry teacher in lower and middle school. Once she had read an article about British shopkeepers who used bizarre tricks to keep children and teenagers away from their businesses. One method of deterrence was the so-called 'mosquito buzz'. This is an ultrasonic noise transmitter that emits extremely high and high-pitched tones that only children and adolescents up to a certain age can hear. My chemistry teacher was so enthusiastic that she bought such a high-frequency system when we were loud for ten minutes. "
The one-leaf constraint:
"One of our teachers always wanted us to give all excerpts or book reviews on one sheet. She didn't care about the font size. If you really wanted to do it accurately and in detail and wanted 15 points, you had to use font size 5 in part."
Pssst ...:
"Our English teacher tried to teach the class in silence as soon as he had even a slight cold. There were even other teachers who came along at the beginning of the lesson to explain the situation. Of course, the silent lessons always went wrong and after a short time the party mood was in of the class. It got so wild that the teacher started yelling around and lost his voice completely. "
Igittigitt!
"We had a math teacher who liked to wear sandals as soon as it was warm enough. During the lesson he regularly sat down on a chair next to the blackboard, took off his shoes, and started talking between his toes."
Art frenzy teacher:
"To evaluate the pictures, our art teacher put her students 'works on the floor. Then she took off her shoes and stood barefoot on a picture. With her eyes closed, she felt the note. Quote:' I perceive negative colors here. Three plus.'"
Thomas has become so quiet:
"Our physics teacher read the oral grades for the half-year. Some students were given four and five, while Thomas got a two minus. Reason for the minus: 'Unfortunately, you have become a little quieter.' The problem: Thomas had left school six months ago. "
Many teachers of religion have also responded to the SPIEGEL call to send the funniest student responses from their lessons - blossoms of style, exams and the best excuses, from primary school to high school. The most beautiful strays about holidays, religion and the advent season from all three volumes can be read here in the photo gallery:
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