The pickle boutique is open • From Gallon through Oppenheimer to Tibi, everyone responded to the peace plan's announcement • And Lieberman also did not silence and congratulate President Trump

• Ahmed Tibi. He also responded to the Century Plan // Photo Archive: Moshe Shay

As winter craves soup and as summer craves ice cream, the kind of historical events we experienced last night give some of us a strong and uncontrollable craving for pickles.

We are pleased to present to you the latest pickle catalog for the winter of 2020, featuring the best of the country's occupiers and conquerors, all locally made (not including settlements), sung in Obama vinegar. The boutique is open, off we go.

First, the appetizers. We recommend tasting Galon cucumbers (in a conspiracy miss): "This plan has come to the world because Trump needs the voices of the Jews"; Or a similar product, but with a slightly different aroma, olive Oppenheimer (20 years old in European-funded wooden barrels): "Bibi has decided to burn the club ... Israeli interests are of no interest to him. To escape prison, he will also bomb Iran."

And after the appetite opens, the entrees go to the entree, and the current season offers us a wide and plentiful variety of sauerkraut. For Central European kitchen enthusiasts, it is advisable to fill a plate with Zauercrao-Tibi, (Passive-Aggressive Seasoning): "I have never visited a nature party, but I was told that there are films together with lots of ecstasy and disconnection from reality. I think that is what is happening in the White House right now."

Sour-sweet post // from Ahmed Tibi’s Twitter account

And those who prefer stronger flavors in the palate will be able to indulge in an angry red cabbage (well-conquered with Nazarism): "We will fight this disrupted racism by whatever means we have."

A little beer to clear the esophagus, and straight to the mains. Here we have olive-thief credit Lieberman (in Vienna), "I congratulate President Trump, who, as part of his peace plan, has adopted my plan for land swaps," and for which we can miss Arad Nir's roots "The program is humiliating" or drinking the Borscht Gilat soup (marinated "Three Indictments! Three Indictments!") "Broadcast a theatrical, clown, disrespectful service. Giving gifts, not a real peace plan."

Those of you who can't finish a hearty meal without a little protein will be able to find what they want in their (homemade) eggplant delicatessen (dipped in volatile syrup), "in the closed institution praising Trump and Netanyahu."
And for those who have left room for dessert, they say that Mandelblit is hanging out with the sweet trolley by the court.

In short: The Election Commission disqualified Hiba will backfire because of her statements and attitudes, but types like Musi Raz (Meretz) cannot be denied. He is unimpressed with marginal details, and knows that everything stems from misogynistic racism.

To comment, he tweeted in his Twitter account: "How surprising. The Election Commission once again disqualified an Arab MK. An Arab again. A woman again," and called on the Supreme Court to intervene.

Musi is allowed to relax. Supreme Court justices will also intervene in this decision, and will likely rule out the disqualification. Know why? How surprising. Because they are Jews. Jews again.