With an insult: The five most effective ways to end a failed date

No matter where you come to know, in the end chemistry is the one that determines, and even if everything seems appropriate, on the first date you will know for sure if you want to continue. Or don't ... Get five ways to end a failed date

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For those of us it has not happened - you are talking in the app, the conversation is flowing as if you have always known you and you feel that there is a secure connection. You set out, meet, sit down, and suddenly it's like you've never spoken. Something just doesn't work.

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Ugh, the date feels like a job interview instead of a hot talk, every one of you looks at how impressive the other side is, talking about his ex, digging into how he likes to style his hair or just crying for the mum because he hasn't seen her since Friday, and you just want to get away and sit with the KFC bucket in front of the Vikings' Season 6.

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The polite method
It goes something like this: "Yo, you don't understand what happened. A friend of mine broke up with her friend and she's just shattered! I have to go, I'm really sorry!". Polite, clean - bye. True, there is nothing new here, but this is how classics are - they have reached their high status because they are simple, and always work.
You just set up with a friend who will call you at a certain time, after a calculation that includes the departure time and the maximum time you're willing to spend on a date if it fails you, and then when she really calls at the appointed time and asks if everything is fine, the audition starts with a rapturous call of "Umigad", "My beloved Yo" and of course the sentence: "Sure I will come, I am now out to you" will arrive in less than 20 seconds from the start of the conversation. This method always works, it has 100% success, anyway - who can stand between you and your bestie who needs help?
Only a small point to dwell on - it's true that he knows and knows he knows you're scratching your life right now, but first of all, he has no way to prove it, and secondly, he'll use this method tomorrow, so it's in his best interest to pretend he believes you, and maybe Even know how to value the investment.

The method of diarrhea
Method is definitely great if you are looking for a memorable date. Repulsive, but memorable. For this method to succeed, you have to worry about one of two things: make sure it knows in advance that you have eaten something before leaving, or that you are somewhere with a kitchen, and if so - order something to eat.
First option: As early as the date, tell him in detail about the meal you ate before leaving, in detail. "I was sitting with my girlfriend, we didn't see you full time, and we were after three hours of shopping. She bought a mum coat, I bought these shoes," and expand "So we sat down, which is a place we haven't been in - it was our regular place Before she moved in with the parents, we had some excellent tuna salad. By the way, do you have any gum? " It does require some work and imagination so our recommendation is to describe a real meal that has already happened with a friend and just change the chronology a bit.

Now let the date flow, hear a little more about the bit he did to his friend who just rips him off with laughter and at what stage you say you go to the bathroom a second. So far, nothing suspicious, after all, ordinary guys we go to the bathroom, fix the rinsed down rubbish and update the companies how charismatic it is - but this time take the time. When you return to the table, explain to him nicely and politely that your stomach kills you and you need to get home urgently urgent. "Don't take me, thank you soul. I'll book a taxi." Believe me, he'll understand the clue.

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The method of intimidation
Which of us has no awkward moments in our past and a host of strange complications that we hide on the first dates? Which of us has not had a period of life in Telenovela? For example, that guy from the brigade you had an unexplained obsession with tracking and waiting in the bushes near his house. Beyond that you've drawn hearts everywhere, adding next to the first letter of his name, but in English that you're sophisticated. You don't usually talk about it because it was long overdue, and it was mostly embarrassing, but here is the moment that demonstrates how everything happens to us, always - for the better! Now these stories are going to be of use to you - it's time to vent! Take it all apart! No filters! Pour all your thoughts and feelings to your crush who didn't even know who you were. Books, books, crocodile tears in retrospect, do whatever you want. how do you say? Be yourself - he'll run away already.

The bitch method
In each of us, there is a little egotistical bitchy and a date you want to end quickly is just the time to let her out. We do not suggest you be bad at him, God forbid, but act in a way that makes it clear to him that if you do not talk about you it is less interesting. Be full on the phone, respond with a little reluctance to the things he says, release your need to find grace and whatever. A lot of men like to glorify themselves during the date, and in Newwood for the dates you want them to work and therefore you are blissful, on this date you are invited to respond authentically and explain that you think he is a little exaggerated. If all that doesn't work - when the waiter comes to take an order or ask if everything is fine - flirt with him. All means are kosher, all for him to understand that the date is so failing that the waiter is more interesting than him.

The Valve Method
Isn't everyone digging for you for being selective, not giving you a chance, having a grocery list and no chance of finding the perfect man you're looking for? So for your grandmother, you agreed to a blind date on Saturday. Your aunt arranged for you - she promised you a prince on a white horse, and you come and see in front of you the nightmare of every girl who goes out on a blind date, and he is also a mosh. If this is your case then the romantic comedy method is a stamp for you, and just run away from the bathroom window, as she with social anxiety escaped Raj from the window (big bang).

You don't have to be too sophisticated for that - tell him you will be back soon, get the bag, go to the waitress, take out the credit, pay for the two of you (because, come on, that's the minimum you do when you run away from someone on a date) and just go home. He'll probably wait a bit until the token drops or the waitress explains to him that you're not coming back, and there's a good chance you'll get a nasty message from him. Indeed, one of the side effects of this method is that you may feel a little shit afterwards, but chances are it came down to something he did to someone else, so you know. The food chain, and it is.