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Knesset elections? Ballot boxes will also be opened in Safari Israel today

2020-02-24T14:51:05.956Z


Animals


What is the bed of the quasar? • And who's the derby turtle on the list? • All the details about the underdogs' turbulent campaigns and race to lead the zoo at Ramat Gan

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In exactly a week, elections will also be held at Safari in Ramat Gan. This time, the safari gives the less familiar animals a chance to be in front - and the election will be titled "Let the Underdog Forever."

Instead of all the elephants and elephants and elephants and giraffes, try their luck in the 2020 election six animals most of which are unfamiliar but will not let you forget them.

Among the contestants: the Passon, a mustache leader also called a fat sand rat. It can suffer from diabetes, so most of its nutrition is based on the salty plant, which is why it is literally salt of the earth. His campaign shows him a leader with values ​​that will not lower his mustache - not even for peace - that Israel must nibble strongly. His letters are "stripe" - forgiveness for Israel.

Alongside him is the Quasar, a medium-sized chicken that comes from New Guinea and Australia. He brings with him original rule with everything else as far as he is concerned.

The two-humped camels, Ginger and Hannah, have been together for 13 years and have a complex relationship - she can't stand it but can't do it without it. They are also two but mostly they have two honeybees each, which is why "Israel benefits twice." The bivalve camel is the only one to rotate with itself, they will take care of retirees and the two are also the only ones prepared to deal with the climate crisis.

"You can't forget that it's a leader who sees his own honey," says the Beehive Camel campaign. "He is not a clown who has traveled and besides, in his election campaign - everything else is kosher." His letters are "Dosh" and he adds: "If you will - it's not legendary."

This interesting group joins the mara, a mammal that lives in South America and is strengthened by long legs that help it run fast. Mara skips all the way to the ballot box. They say they don't replace a winning rodent - so they take the skipping election. They do not stop comparing them to rabbits and in their view "no rabbits - no imitations". Their letters are "bitter," because "what's wrong with you?"

Another competitor is the fluttering tamrin, a small monkey marmoset monkey and a flute voice. That is why he is running for this election with great confidence in the unique voice he will bring to Israeli politics. After all, Napoleon was small, too. His letters are "flute" - not a shabbat.

The derby turtle talks about stable leadership. He takes the election slowly and in no hurry. Another election campaign, another campaign. He has many more years to live, and he will probably be here long after all of us with many more election campaigns, so he has no reason to hurry. He promises to arm the list of disadvantaged populations such as snails. He has already occupied the third and seventh places. The derby turtle goes on to say that the house is not giving up and that unity is the turtle of the hour. He will surely turtle us a new (and slow) future in the ballot box will be his letters - "Der".

Source: israelhayom

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