The corona virus is currently overshadowing the news reports, author Anbara Salam also thought and revealed her embarrassing sauna experience for the benefit of the users.
- British author Anbara Salam cheered her fans up on Twitter with an embarrassing story .
- Nobody believes what happened to you when you visited a German spa .
- The fans thank her for the distraction in the time of the corona virus.
Munich - Reports of the spread of the coronavirus pandemic * are currently overshadowing the news. So that people do not forget to laugh, British author Anbara Salam speaks out an embarrassing story from her past. When the British girl went on vacation to Germany with her then boyfriend, the two wanted to treat themselves to a romantic day in the spa . But what happened to the spa visit made the author's fans laugh so much that they could forget the Corona crisis for a brief moment.
Author with an embarrassing sauna visit: she only had a small towel with her
She begins her story with the words: "As a service to the general public in this challenging time, I, as a palate cleaner, want to share the most embarrassing moment of my life."
The story happened ten years ago when Anbara and her boyfriend visited a spa in Germany . Swimsuits are allowed here in the swimming pool, but not in the sauna . Because Anbara still wanted to go to the sauna, her ex-boyfriend and she later decided to meet in the café and Anbara changed or undressed and only took a small towel with her. However, she got lost on the way to the sauna . At the end of the hallway that was supposed to lead to the sauna, there were two unlabelled doors. Unfortunately, she chose the wrong one and went through the emergency exit .
The wrong way to the sauna led to a great disgrace for the author
When Anbara Salam went through the heavy door, it locked behind her and it was locked.
It's 2 storeys, dark, grim, noisy bc of huge fans. I bang on the fire escape door until I actually hurt myself. Nothing. Yell for help. Nothing.
Fully crying, I run downstairs, trying to work out which part of me I should cover with the lil towel - my face? A single buttock? 4 /
Without success she pounded on the door and screamed. But none of this helped, nobody heard them . Anbara couldn't stop crying and didn't know which part of the body to cover with her little towel. Your buttocks or rather your face?
Even when she screams for help on another floor, nobody hears her, the only way out is through a door into the machine room. Time flies, nobody can help her and she just can't find a way out. Eventually she discovers an elevator and, wearing only her small towel, storms towards him, presses all sorts of buttons and jumps wildly up and down in front of the security camera.
Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked & crying, around an industrial machine room. I spot a service lift. Out of sheer panic, I run into the lift, covering each boob in turn, mashing the buttons.
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When the British woman is finally heard, unfortunately no rescue comes, but the even greater embarrassment
Finally the loudspeaker sounds from the elevator , unfortunately the British woman doesn't speak a word of German, so she doesn't know what the security guards want to tell her and therefore continues to dance wildly in front of the camera, her small towel alternately covering her left and right breasts.
Apparently the only way out of the fire escape is to fully LEAVE THE BUILDING. So I'm cowering on the edge of the pavement, hysterical, & he points round the corner. The only way back in is along the street, THROUGH RECEPTION, where ppl are queuing out the building
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The elevator door finally opens and a spa employee stands in front of it, unfortunately without a towel . So Anbara has to follow him, just covered with her small towel. To top it all off, the only way back to the spa is across the street and past the front desk where people line up .
She stopped crying, rolled her shoulders and walked through the crowd, her head held high and completely bare .
The embarrassing sauna visit ended with a lobster in front of her bare body
An older lady handed her an inflated swimming animal, in the form of a lobster , to cover herself. The animal's scissors covered her breasts. With the shellfish in front of her otherwise uncovered body, the spa staff asked for her ID card.
The receptionist asks me for ID. I am wearing only a lobster. Where, friends, where would I be keeping my fucking ID? Receptionist sighs & lets me through the turnstile.
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But when the employees saw their stunned face, they let them through. When she finally arrived at the café where she had arranged to meet her boyfriend at the time, the boy also moaned that she had let him wait an hour.
The users laugh at this embarrassing story, even if they are of course honestly sorry.
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