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IPhone generation, not iPhone | Israel today

2020-03-30T09:06:31.395Z


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I was updated on an app that I had next to a Corona patient in a synagogue, a place I hadn't visited since I was 13 years old. • My daughter was notified that she was positive to Corona.

Opening the third week caught me off guard. Although I connected to the "Shield" app, which I received from a new member of "Feistime" - right after the boy judo lesson on "Zoom".

Editing and Animation: Gilad Distelman

By the way, sorry I bring the bad news - judo in this zoom is adorable - a new pine smudge will not come out of it. The children are busy most of the time saying goodbye to those who join and checking who is still alive. Nor can the noise be described. 20 children who have not seen a friend for three weeks - they are so happy - that they are unable to concentrate and do an IPON.

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In general, it's an iPhone generation, not an iPhone. But they are terribly happy. Imagine the happiness of a torch when he sees Netanyahu packing in Balfour, or Gantz when he finally retires - such happiness. In short, I received a message from the "Defender" app, which sadly recognized that I was next to a Corona patient at the Shebo Brothers Synagogue. In the first second you feel a tremor all over your body, here you too are going to be breathing and falling asleep (or at least a little fluid) but half a second after that I remembered that I had not been in a synagogue since the bar mitzvah - and even then it lasted less than 20 minutes. It's not that I don't believe in a person, I just believe in other things that are less popular in the synagogue.

So why did the Shin Bet write that I was in a synagogue? Is there anyone upset that I wasn't in a synagogue, and it's just a thick hint of my inappropriate behavior? Half an hour after that, my daughter, who has been in solitary confinement for 20 days (can't find her test), She received a message that she was positive. Again the feeling of panic and the end of the world is coming. Here I lose a girl I have been used to being her father for many years. An hour after the soothing message arrived - we were wrong, this is not the right result! Your daughter is positive but only as a person, not in terms of the corona, So in all this madness mistakes also happen and it makes perfect sense - this whole event is (I wish) maybe someone's mistake (and I don't mean to Gantz), And finally we will understand what was here.

By the third week, the government is no longer allowed to be with regular friends, and the child is forced to find new friends in the yard next to the house. They even ran a short soccer game, managed to score - and then the police arrived. really. A lovely cop and cop who explained that it was totally forbidden to football. They asked who the group had lost and took her into custody for 24 hours. The boy came home a little pissed but glad he was saved. So if anyone is interested - no, we won't really last. We know that Anna Frank was more difficult, realizing that on Yom Kippur there was almost a third house destruction - but we are a spoiled generation. Well, we must move forward, sorry, fall apart. Health and sanity for everyone.

Source: israelhayom

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