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Family with three children: "Aren't you walking on your gums?"

2020-09-17T23:14:09.076Z


I was standing in the changing room in my underpants when a loudspeaker creaked: "Little Oliver is looking for his parents. Please come to the cash register."


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There are things that become much easier when you have three children.

Rejections, for example: Sorry, the kids, yes, you know.

No question why, something will be fine with one of the three - sick, children's birthday party, ukulele foreplay.

Oliver or was it Frederik or this new little one, oh, you quickly lose track of things.

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Jens Radü

, 40, has three children and in wise moments asks himself who is raising whom here - and if so, why not? 

Mostly you even receive pitying looks, or at least understanding is reflected in the face of the other person, often combined with helpful tips: What a vacuum cleaner robot does not save on family time.

Or: Have you ever had purchases delivered?

Personally, I tend to play with the idea of ​​completely concreting the garden.

Bad for the bees, good for my Saturday, but only by the way.

A colleague - childless, so far - asked me the other day with the genuinely interested look of an ornithologist in the jungle: "Don't you walk on your gums with three children?"

Well

Purely anatomically, of course, nonsense.

But in some situations, I have to admit, the molars are touched.

When I'm half-naked in the changing room of a clothes store.

But one after anonther.

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