No thanks i'm satanist

When Jehovah's Witnesses called door to door, I learned to shake them off by answering, "No, thank you, in this house we are Satanists."

It was the most dissuasive response, as they were not trained to react.

If you told them you were an atheist or even if you were hostile and mean, they had a repertoire of instant replicas to slip you into a brochure.

Before Satanism they did not know what to do.

While they were stunned, you could shut the door on them without violence, as dictated by the canons of satanic courtesy ...

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