Want quiet from elections, quiet from quarrels • Want to be with one, and not a collection of Facebook phalanxes • Want stability • Opinion
I pray it's over.
Having a government.
As I write, at the time of closing the paper, it is still unclear.
Hopefully all the interviews, and all the dizziness, and all the lies, and all the polls and all the pretense and all the "when I become prime minister" are already behind us, because it's just boring.
How many times can you get excited about the exact same movie?
How many times can you have the same conversation?
Ask the same questions and know we will get them unanswered?
Come on, let's move on.
Give a government, no matter what, just to be stable - and I'm kidding.
I'm not scared of anyone in any role.
the opposite.
I see in a government role for extremist people an opportunity to moderate, to give up walking on the margins to attract attention.
Even among the extremists there are thinking, talented people, who unfortunately have chosen to go far in some of their opinions.
Their encounter with reality will reassure them, and an encounter of reality with them may also be helpful.
Bennett's ambiguity policy has won, as of this writing.
By the time you read, it may change.
In this case, the page will destroy itself.
I hope he will really do the good for the people of Israel - which, in my opinion, is with all my dislike for parts of the ultra-Orthodox right wing and my deep concern about family and LGBT affairs, to sit with Netanyahu and cooperate. It is not easy to cooperate with Bibi if you are not one hundred percent sticks in the wheels are an option at any time, but I feel there's a new moment, a moment that may be born minister, whose establishment will withdraw a little background and let us live our lives without getting into politics from morning till evening. As a matter of Naphtali possibly win. I wish.
want peace Elections. Want peace from quarrels, harsh words in networks, want stability. Want them to start taking care of all the damage to the corona, all the neglect revealed this year, want them to connect the periphery to the center, one rule for all. The campaigns for the freedom of the reasonable coalition.
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Egypt
In the recent archeological excavations in the Land of Goshen I found an old telephone, and with the help of experts I was able to recover some of the posts in the bow book from that time, something like 1,670 BC.
The plagues are taking place, the people are preparing to leave slavery for freedom, and one small group, "Slaves - An Informed Choice" is calling it, is posting posts unconsciously claiming that the whole exodus from Egypt is a conspiracy by global Haman corporations to experiment with humans.
"This part of the freedmen, has it been researched?" Someone asks.
"Leaving labs is a violation of my individual freedom," states a surfer.
Another group member raises a voice of protest: "How is it possible that entry into the Promised Land is allowed only to those who left Egypt, and not to those who remained as slaves in Egypt? Apartheid!"
And indeed, the members of the group remained in Egypt.
Today their descendants are Egyptians, with NIS 10,000 a year and a dictatorship.
Every year we say on Seder night "in every generation a man must see himself as if he had come out of Egypt."
Until this year I had a hard time keeping this mitzvah, I talked about leaving and did not leave for anything, and this year we really got to leave Egypt.
But also to see how there were skeptics who tried to keep us in it.
Our Egyptians came in this round as Corona, and it worked us perfectly.
All freedom is taken away from us.
Some people mistakenly think that the abolition of liberty was in favor of a hidden and vicious interest, some illuminating invention.
But the simple truth is that we have become slaves for our own good and for the good of society as a whole.
Slaves to instructions and outlines and prohibitions and closures, and to strange behaviors like disinfecting a crate from the writer.
We had to pay our choices for our lives.
Disruption in this round is of course the virus.
Ten blows were inflicted on him, and he did not release: an alcohol blow, a mask blow, a distance blow, an isolation blow, a closure blow, a crown blow, a test blow, a fine blow, an elbow blow - and he did not agree to release.
By the time the plague, vaccines, and viruses came out of every house, there was an outcry.
And Pharaoh released.
almost.
Tap tap hamsa garlic onion.
It is narrated in the Midrash that the people of Israel stood on the shores of the Red Sea.
The Egyptians arrive, panicking, everyone is sure they are going to die.
The people, as the people of Israel know how to do excellent, are divided into four groups: those who want to commit suicide, those who want to return to Egypt, those who want to fight, and those who pray.
In the end, the sea opened precisely thanks to those who did not write posts but did: Nachshon ben Aminadav, who jumped into the sea, and here the sea opened, a miracle.
Who thought, who knew that days would know to open?
This Passover our Nachshon ben Aminadav is our science, which has replaced division and hesitation in action, and is bringing us right now to the Promised Land.
The science of our day.
Tourism
I heard Netanyahu say he would bring vaccine tourism here, and I was on fire.
I love such ideas.
I immediately sat down with my team of medical tourism experts, and we formulated an outline.
Especially since the word outline really does it for us.
This is how it will work: vaccine tourists will come from all over the world.
$ 10,000.
All Inclusive.
They will of course be checked before the flight, on the flight and landing.
Immediately after checking the passports, while waiting for the luggage, they will be vaccinated so that when they receive the luggage, they will already be after the first shot.
From there to the buses, and straight to the isolation hotels (which are not operated by the Home Front Command, which does a great job on the home front but in hospitality is on the face) indulge in everything.
During their isolation days, tourists will not leave their hotel, but inside the hotel they will receive an excellent entertainment and education basket, which will include performances by Israeli artists, lectures in a variety of languages on all sorts of things, and here and there the story of this country, our people, will be changed. .
The lecture market will flourish, artists will rejoice.
And the parties, oh the parties.
After five days, those who are negative to Corona will receive a fascinating tour package in Israel, including trips to the holy sites with certified guides, tours on various topics - such as relics from the Bible, culinary, high-tech, coexistence, desert nature, Bauhaus, whatever comes. The guides, the attractions, the baptismal site in Jordan, restaurants, stalls, what
not.This project has two arms.One is to vaccinate citizens from around the world, who are willing to pay a lot for the pleasure, and the other is to use the time between shots to create a deep emotional connection with the country , With our story, with all that's beautiful here.
At the end of three weeks there will be a second shot ceremony. It will happen at sunrise, on the summit of Masada. David Broza will direct "it will be good." An audio ceremony. The vaccinated will feel they got their lives back. their lives. closure. excitement.
another two at tea bromine Service side effects - and home. package expensive and very profitable, bring here people never thought, perhaps even opposed, to come here, but a passport green doing it to them.
and who has no Money for all this? Will board an EL AL flight from Frankfurt to Tel Aviv, be vaccinated at Ben Gurion Airport, return to his seat on the plane, and come to Frankfurt.
And after three weeks again.
2,000 euros.
Hopefully something will come out of this.
I already bought scissors to cut the coupon.
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