Comedy and tragedy

07/24/2021 21:00

• Clarín.com

• Opinion

Updated 07/24/2021 9:00 PM

First of all, we

warmly welcome

Amado Boudou who is reintegrating himself into society after having paid his debt to her.

Let's hope that this colorful criminal takes advantage of the new opportunity that life gives him.

As the sentence establishes, unfortunately he will no longer be able to hold public office, so he will have no choice but to

start working

.

Hopefully he will not go out to sing with the guitar because, in that case, perhaps it would be more beneficial for the community if they allow him to hold public office.

Anyway, nothing prevents him from continuing in politics.

In that sense, both the Ucedé and the rest of the Argentine neoliberalism in which Boudou was active for so many years, have their arms open to welcome the prodigal son.

Welcome, champ.

Met with the friend, let's get down to business.

Karl Marx's book entitled "The 18th Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte", published in 1852, begins with the famous phrase "

History occurs twice: the first time as a great tragedy and the second as a miserable farce

."

Over the years that phrase was synthesized as "history repeats itself, first as a tragedy and then as a comedy." And closer in time, Kirchnerism gave it a great twist by getting with its actions that

tragedy and comedy occur at the same time

. Proof of this is the official handling of the vaccination that ended up being as fun as it was criminal.

Entertains and kills you, all in one combo

.

From this page, on Sunday May 2, we said that if instead of hiring Cecilia Nicolini to negotiate the purchase of vaccines, we had asked the beloved Guillote Coppola for the gaucho, we would all be vaccinated with two doses, surely from Pfizer. But Cristina likes to surround herself with useless people and she is not going to change. That has a good and a bad thing. The good thing is that he gives us comedy: Parrilli, Boudou, Jaime, López, the bags, the nuns, De Vido, Alberto, Ginés, Zannini and Verbitsky are some of his great hits.

The bad news is that the same comedy causes deaths

. Sometimes too many, like now.

This Nicolini girl complained in a letter to the Russians for the millions of doses they owe, for the constant rudeness they do to Alberto's government and, as if that were not enough, she threatened to

slam the door and go live with Joe Biden

. "

After everything we did for your project,

" says the emotional political love letter that Nicolini wrote, revealed journalistically by Carlos Pagni and translated into English by Carlos Tévez.

In essence, the letter confirms the suspicion that we all had about the

official decision to block the purchase of American vaccines and prioritize Russian ones

. This hilarious ideological prejudice had already been anticipated by Alicia Castro, another great Kirchner comedian, when she tweeted “

the Government must distrust the vaccines of the University of Oxford. Russian, Chinese and Cuban vaccines are recommended. Geopolitics is in everything

”(textual tweet, 10/21/2020). There are people who fight imperialism at every opportunity they find (except when buying the iPhone, of course).

Here we always said that you have to get vaccinated with what comes and stop fucking around. For that you have to buy everything there is. If not, what happens to you happens: only 13% of the population is actually vaccinated and the rest is

pure Kirchnerist sarasa disguised as an epic

.

Combining tragedy and comedy, Kicillof came out to minimize the lack of Sputnik vaccines, harshly claimed by Nicolini, saying that the second dose “

is like signing the first one, it works more as a reinforcement… we all know… what do I know… like the anti-tetanus, right Daniel?

”. This is verbatim, press conference on 6/4/2021 with Health Minister Daniel Gollan, another comedian from the ostia. In other words, if you put Kicillof together with Gollan, you already have a funny sketch for TV and at the same time thousands of deaths due to lack of vaccines, all in the same combo.

This conjunction of comedy and tragedy is repeated all the time. The same day of the letter with Nicolini's confession on the subject of the Russian vaccine, Kicillof and Alberto starred in another sketch at the Arturo Jauretche University. Kicillof is known to be quite quarrelsome, but this time he got out of hand. He said that neoliberalism changes color, name and face but always brings adjustment, unemployment and misery. It may be true, but it is rude to say it in front of Alberto, who

was an official of the neoliberal government of Menem and was later elected legislator for the party of the main reference of local neoliberalism

: Cavallo, Domingo Felipe.

In order to detach himself from his neoliberal past and hide that only sepoys attended his birthdays, Alberto had no better idea than to comment on how important the talk he had with Arturo Jauretche was in his life. Let us clarify that Alberto was born in April 1959 and Jauretche died in May 1974. In other words, even supposing that the

momentous conversation

had occurred on Don Arturo's deathbed, at that time the current "president" was at most 15 years just turned.

This already happened in the report that Fontevecchia made to Alberto in April 2020 when he immortalized the phrase "

I prefer 10% more poor and not 100,000 dead

." In that same note, the "president" declared verbatim that "

French May weighed heavily on me

" which, as everyone knows, happened in May 68 when Alberto was just nine years old, because he meets in April and the French May was obviously in May. Like the Jauretche thing. There are people who think that Alberto's leadership is insurmountable. I still prefer Fidel in this area (we are talking about Fidel Pintos, of course).

Kirchnerism serves comedy and tragedy on the same plate. They bought a vaccine of two different doses and there is no second dose. We are trying to manufacture it here or testing combinations with other vaccines. In order to carry out this joke and to ingratiate ourselves with the Russians, as evidenced by Nicolini's letter, they blocked negotiations with Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson. According to Máximo so as

not to kneel before the American laboratories

, according to Cecilia Moreau because they told her that other countries gave up their natural resources and according to Rachid because they wanted to take the glaciers.

Clarification on Rachid: he was media secretary of the neoliberal government of Menem and years later he traveled to Iran with Esteche and D'Elia where they met with one of the accused for the attack on the AMIA.

You can google the photo

.

Today he is Kicillof and Gollan's health advisor.

Put these three together and you have a comedy show for prime time and a scary death count.

Let's do the numbers and see.

The Pfizer boss declared in the National Congress that they planned to deliver 13.2 million doses, at a rate of 1 million in December, 2 million in the first quarter and the rest during the year.

Since the beginning of 2021, 3,200,000 cases have been detected and 60,000 Argentines have died.

That is, 7% of the population was infected this year and, of those infected, unfortunately 2% died.

Had we bought and applied the first 3 million doses offered by Pfizer for the December / March period, we would have immunized 1.5 million Argentines with two doses. Statistically and at least, from that first round of vaccinated

, 7% of infections were avoided, that is, 105,000 cases, and we saved 2% of the deceased: 2,100 Argentines

. This as a floor, not counting the bulk of the other deliveries offered by Pfizer, nor the purchases from Moderna and Johnson that could not be made until Alberto signed the DNU, eight months later.

Are they going to judge them?

Forget reader friend.

There will never be another Never Again. That was with Alfonsín.

If we have learned something from these guys, it is that they

do not tally the bill.

At the most, they choose one to clap on behalf of the others.

Generally the most stupid.

Look at Boudou.

Comedy and tragedy together.

That is what we live for and that is why we die.