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Alberto on Thursday challenged by tweet saying that "the government's management will continue to develop in the way that I deem appropriate." On Friday, the country learned that what he considered appropriate was just what Cristina wanted. Alcoyana alcoyana.


09/18/2021 21:00

  • Clarín.com

  • Opinion

Updated 09/18/2021 9:00 PM

"Today you are going to enter my past, today we will take new paths, how great has been our love and yet oh, look what was left

.

"

Thus ends the glorious tango “Los mareados” by Cobián and Cadícamo, which immortalizes the goodbye of a drunken couple.

Two like-minded who split up on a last romantic night under the influence of alcohol.

Nothing to do with Cristina and Alberto

.

In principle, they are not two alike because there is one that

She is completely subordinate to the other, they did not separate either because he agreed to continue submitting to her and they do not drink alcohol because

if Cristina sees a bottle she will shoot it over the head

(in fact, it is what she did this week).

The only thing they have in common with the tango couple is that

the two of them are completely fart

.

At least that was demonstrated this week in front of all Argentines and the world.

In this pathetic context, let us rescue the good news: the Rigaleau and Durax companies have promised to replace, completely free of charge,

all the dishes that were destroyed this week at the Instituto Patria

.

Plates, glasses, fountains, glasses, vases, picture frames, ashtrays and others will be replaced shortly.

Frávega and Musimundo are going to replace televisions, cell phones, coffee makers, fryers, irons and other appliances that were ruined during the vice-presidential rage.

The people of Tramontina should also be congratulated because the incidents demonstrated the effectiveness of all their products, whether on fabrics, armchairs, curtains, pets, etc.

For their part, the Farmacity and Dr. Ahorro companies join the commitment to collaborate with institutional normalization and will deliver weekly to the Instituto Patria the necessary boxes of Rivotril, Clonagin, Valium, Lexotanil, Alplax, Zoloft, Prozac and Halopidol 900mg .

Key data confirmed by the official medical team: writing in the same paragraph more than 10 times the word etcetera (in the case of the letter from the Vice President there were 18 consecutive) immediately cancels any

certificate of medical fitness

that has been issued in the past.

Finally, let the residents of the Instituto Patria apologize for the inconvenience caused, the outrageous shouts and the foul language.

To everyone's peace of mind, the gray cat that was fluttered out of the second-floor window Tuesday night is alive.

The black poodle they used to see walking around the block was not as lucky.

Having clarified all this, let's not lose sight of the most important thing that happened this week and that is also good news amid so much paleness. The opposition gave the government an electoral beating and yet they did

not throw balloons

, they did not dance on stage and they did not try to do any choreography.

Imagine, dear reader, what we would have felt if after such a triumph, instead of a serious and committed attitude to the seriousness of the situation, we had seen López Murphy throw the jacket at the public, untie his tie, and start walking to back like Michael Jackson. Luckily none of that happened. In other words, everything seems to indicate that TOGETHER they learned their lesson and that, if history gives them a new opportunity,

this time they will dedicate themselves to doing politics seriously

and they will not mess around with marketing and stuff again. They would have understood it before and we saved ourselves this quilombo. There is hope. If they return, they will undoubtedly come back better.

Instead, those who danced were Máximo Kirchner, Tolosa Paz, Axel Kicillof and Daniel Gollán who last Sunday at 6:00 p.m., believing that they had won the election, came out on stage to shake like teenagers.

Despite the 45% poor, 50% inflation and, above all, the 115,000 dead, the four dolls jumped euphoric to the rhythm of the theme "Kings of the Night" by Jokers.

Interestingly, Cristina said in her letter that she knew they were going to lose.

The question in that case would be:

If you knew they were going to lose,

why didn't you tell your son and avoid the antics

they did on Sunday live, live, in HD and for all of Argentina?

Unfortunately for Kirchnerism, the image of Máximo, Tolosa, Axel and Gollán dancing in the middle of the greatest tragedy in our history,

was recorded for posterity

. The next time they lose, they won't be able to blame Guzmán alone. It is obvious that the socioeconomic disaster in which we are submerged played against them, but the VIP vaccination, the parties in Olivos, the support for Cuba, Venezuela and Nicaragua, the release of prisoners, the hilarious sketches of Alberto and Axel, the star role Ginés and especially the mamaracho who did with the vaccination plan, collaborated a lot. When looking for reasons for an upcoming defeat, don't forget to add the little dance from Tolosa and Gollán, the little letters from Cristina and the show we are experiencing.

The opposition has it served.

When you vote for Tolosa and Gollán or Santoro and Marziotta, you will not be choosing between Alberto and Cristina,

you will be voting for this complete quilombo

.

Including Fernanda Vallejos (I don't know what they expect to bring her to Mirtha's table).

Alberto on Thursday challenged by tweet saying that

"the government's management will continue to develop in the way that I deem appropriate

.

"

On Friday, the country learned that what he considered appropriate

was just what Cristina wanted

.

Alcoyana alcoyana.

The new cabinet complies with one of the 20 Kirchnerist truths so often repeated in this column:

"every time Kirchnerism cuts one or one of them, it will always be replaced by something worse

.

"

Said and done.

This time there is an explanation.

Nobody wanted to grab.

Any of the governors summoned had to choose between a quiet life surrounded by beautiful landscapes and good people or come to the Capital to have a seat every morning Cristina whistles him from top to bottom and that every afternoon she has to spend a little while in the Rosada to lend an ear to the "president" so that he does not get depressed.

The only one who accepted was Manzur.

You can see that things are worse in Tucumán than in Argentina

.

They cut Solá, the first Argentine foreign minister who does not speak a single word in English, and they put Cafiero, the second Argentine foreign minister who does not speak a single word in English and whose

main international experience is having rented a derpa in Florianópolis among six friends

.

The return of Aníbal Fernández as security minister has already generated so many memes and jokes that today Sunday there is nothing to add. It should only be remembered that the former ministers of this government Felipe Solá and Daniel Arroyo appeared in 2015 as candidates for governor and vice versa for the PBA (against Vidal and against Aníbal). In the most memorable spot, Arroyo talks to Solá about crime and drugs. Solá looks at the camera and says

“when we turn off the light and we are alone, we think seriously. Imagine Aníbal Fernández driving the province of Buenos Aires ”

. Both were on the ballot of Sergio Massa president and the campaign manager was Alberto Fernández. Everything post. Believe or burst.

Difficult time for the country.

It is time to lower the decibels and return to the sources.

Regain peace of mind, rescue essential values ​​and turn to the most lucid thinkers in our history.

Examples abound.

We bear the maxims of our heroes stamped in our memory.

Phrases that enlighten us, not only to see the future but also to understand the present.

Let's remember one:

“The Mexicans came from the Indians, the Brazilians came from the jungle, but we Argentines came from the ships”

, Alberto Fernández, 6/9/2021.

And he is the President of the Nation.

Luxuries that we give ourselves.

"... Tonight my friend, alcohol has made us intoxicated, I care if they laugh, call us dizzy."

Source: clarin

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