"I know how to make alliances that will give me a safety net," Ohad Buzaglo declared in front of the cameras, before he became the second "Survivor," and those were his (almost) last words in the game.
Turns out not so much, fan, and that's just fine.
Not all of us are born great strategists.
But even with the little knowledge we have in war tactics, we might recommend that you try to form alliances in a slightly less transparent way.
Seriously, the last tribal council, the one that ruled that one of the dominant and present people in the early days of the current season would become from here a cabin keeper, was heartbreaking.
Only memory remains.
Buzaglo, Photo: Network 13
One by one, Deri the island shot at a fan, as if it were a particularly cruel episode of "Rust." Even Ella, his closest friend in the game, ignored her broken leg for a moment ("You don't have a broken leg," Guy Zo-Eretz tells her in a comical moment. "So half-broken," she replies. You can't direct this nonsense), and joined the circle Ridicule. "I like him and he's a gentleman" (others will only compliment him on "gentleman's touches"), she will object, and find that she has joined him because she assumed he would bring to the game the qualities of Asi, the bougainvillea from last season, before determining that he is no less than "A terrible strategist." Ouch. Not pretty these, this is the country champion in likes you talk about like that. "I brought honesty to survival," Buzaglo would argue. "Sometimes when you start too hard it ends too soon," Zo-Eretz will declare in its robotic way. There was a sympathetic greeting. Not sure how much security your safety net gave, but we probably would not buy a parachute from you,Car airbag or sunscreen.
So what else did we have in the episode, other than this really surprising dismissal?
Not much, must admit.
The tribes started the day by devouring raw meat, and only Maayan is unable to swallow and wants to vomit.
TV gold, what was said.
There was also a mud mission that made everyone look like Woodstock refugees, and a deaf (and blind) conversation between Shira Farber and Gadi Penibilov, when she tells him that she reads books to the blind.
"Read me something like I'm blind," the innocent tells her, seconds after he shocked her with his literary taste (which boils down to Ram Oren).
"Hot corn in the sea in them, give not a moment."
Hi strong, Poetry.
We are with you.
Literature.
Capricorn and poetry, Photo: Network 13
Another star of the episode (and apparently one of the stars of this season) is Yuval, who is raising morale.
Here, when he was not brushing his teeth with mud he also invented a song for his tribe.
Although Apolki may be enthusiastic about the monkey's emerald "Lucky Lucky, Apolka", the anthem as Yuval wrote to Libolan, Yoda Zo-Eretz, will not be heard in 11 seasons of "Survival".
"When the tusk is red, wash twice a day, to the crop."
Not bad, overall, given that even so the crop sounds less like a community surviving on an exotic island and more like an anti-hemorrhoid ointment.
"I can't hear his voice," Vered tells Yuval.
"But he is formidable."
