The following story is not an invention at all though it involves a senior American college football coach, his stripper girlfriend, a violent monkey and last Halloween.
Of course this is a story that scorches the social networks in the US and all the sports sites and that’s how it got to us as well.
The story is about the mythical coach of the Texas University football team, Jeff Banks.
Banks' current partner is a Polish model named Daniela Banks or her stage name Paula Assin, whose main occupation is strip dancing in clubs with her pet monkey Gia, who dances with her on a pole and exchanges fun with her.
In the past, her show has also been featured on the well-known and infamous and very famous entertainment program of comedian Jerry Springer.
This is where our delusional story begins.
Although Banks, left for Paula, his wife and mother of his children the Americans would not have been involved in the affair had it not been for an extreme event that took place last Halloween.
So Paula, at her home, had a party and called on social media for the neighborhood kids to come and ask for a prank or candy.
Many children did flock to the home of Daniela Banks, who it is not at all clear why she uses this last name since she did not marry a friend for life, however one of them apparently got too close to the monkey and snatched a significant bite from him.
Daniela, herself, would not have been aware of this if the next day a community doctor had not approached her to find out if the monkey was vaccinated and therefore there was no need to give rabies shots to the bitten child.
For some reason at this point Daniela thought it appropriate to comment on the story on social media and she wrote that "I heard my professional monkey bit a child, but no parent approached me and children were not allowed to reach the monkey's area which was in another divided area of the house".
LongYou CAN NOT make this 💩 up !!!! 😂🤣
The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act! 🤣😂
Which 'Core Value' is this again!? 🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn
- Gig'Em Aggies!
👍 (@ MottThunder2) January 15, 2021
Daniela's post unsurprisingly scorched social media until she quickly mimicked her post, which as expected was already too late.
Accordingly, she even managed to quarrel loudly with many surfers and wrote that "people just spread terrible lies, stop believing everything you read on Twitter. My monkey did not attack cruelly, he was in another part of the house, was not allowed to enter there at all."
The Americans of course are not interested in listening to Daniela's excuses and they are just dealing around the clock with the ridiculous affair and great pleasure.
how it started how it's going pic.twitter.com/1M5n05i1Zw
- Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) November 2, 2021