Look, while this is basically a matchmaking program that should not be taken too seriously, even preferably not (especially given its dubious track record of success).
And yes, it's just entertainment, a social experiment in front of cameras, or some nonsense you'll want to sell yourself to justify staring at this failed collection of couple connections.
One can lighten up, not really getting married here with anything and we are just before the final stage and the decision-making stage.
But someone already has to say it: a gift, a brother, a friend, a dear, good and tall person that you are. Ceased. Let myrtle. Put aside the good will, and we know you have quantities of it. Forget the desire to get out of your Israeli TV adventure with some kind of relationship. Really, just put an end to it. It's not that others have not done it before you. Just take a look at a son or a spring who has realized they have nothing to work with, and save the rest of your self-esteem. Hadas, for its legitimate reasons of course, is irrelevant. Hell, she's so reluctant to think of having any romantic interaction with you, that the production intervened and forced you to play finger games. It is likely that at the end of the 42 days she is contractually committed to you she will flee the place, stay as long as her soul in it, make you a block on any social network and avoid flights to the US for the rest of her life, just to escape the embarrassment.
Really, Shay.
For you.
It's hard to watch while your testimonial is not completely hopeless.
Yes, you slept together on one bed.
Congratulations, you have passed a stage that seventh graders are already looking at with contempt.
But this is also only because during your clearly unromantic vacation you were allocated one double bed, in an act that you also have to wonder about in the face of the unpleasant situation.
This is not progress or the beginning of something.
It is merely a cyclical physiological condition characterized by activity and response to stimuli at a lower intensity than that during waking hours.
You shared a mattress, not a living.
Cringe.
Karin and Itamar, Photo: Keshet 12
At this point you can also stop complimenting Hadas. It's okay, she knows she's beautiful. More than that - she knows you think she's beautiful, because damn you remind her of that every five damn minutes, and if you have not noticed so far - the tact of flattery and compliment does not help, maybe even the opposite. There is no point in staring at your wedding album and reminding her how attractive she is, not every picture you see is worthy of interpretation on your part that will remind her how aesthetically pleasing she is. Let go of this thing, take what's left of your self-esteem and say goodbye to Hadas as a friend, and let's face it - friendship is also a big word for this strange thing that was between you two.
And one last thing: for you, for us, and in the name of God - please avoid the situation we feel is approaching us like a glacier to a ship carrying Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. Please, during the decision-making process - do not ask to continue the relationship even outside the program. This will already be a peak of unconsciousness. Really, save us all the embarrassment, it will be too hard to watch. And we understand a thing or two about things that are hard to watch. We already have quantities of it from watching Itamar and Karin.
And so, elegantly, we'll slip into what's becoming before our eyes a particularly cringeful relationship, even compared to what it was not that awful thing between Eric and Dobby last season.
Now that they are on their romantic vacation, Itamar and Karin are functioning like a couple in crisis.
Two people who are tired of each other, do not want to spend time together, and will not help the delicious meal, the towel that Itamar is so passionate about, or his acquaintance with the desert area since the days of the army and the loop in the can.
Karin, as we discover with each passing episode, is the poster girl of the clichéd Ashkenazi.
Granted she does not take makeup off of sleep, we have already gotten used to this bizarre, but in last night's episode we found out that she says "swimming" instead of "feeling", and that she is also afraid of all animals, except dogs.
And so the encounter between her and a camel seems in retrospect to be a not-so-successful decision for the show, for us and for the unfortunate creature.
And we're talking about the camel.
It's about to end.
Itamar and Karin, Photo: Keshet 12
These two are not so fond of each other anymore, that their dinner with Liron and Einat (still cute, and that's about all there is to write about them. Good luck guys, hence it seems they succeeded) was a nightmare of mutual bites, very little subtext And a great deal of tension. Just look at the look of Liron and Einat when they contract Itamar announces that if it had not been for the plan he would have long ago fled to the ice commissioner who was betrayed to him. Listen to Liron's embarrassing response when Karin asks Itamar to "come in line" to tell the whole truth face to face. "There is endless cynicism between us, right Kushkush?" "True," Karin replies, but really she no longer cares that he knows she does not care.
Shani, too, has been sober about the idea of a relationship with Danny.
With all due respect to this really complex guy, as he is portrayed in the show, and also to his acquaintance since the days of the army with the territory to which they were sent, she already understands that there is no chance.
And she did not need the energetic water treatment to make it clear to her ("Does it work?", He asks the therapist in front of him. "Sure," she replies. Over decades).
Maybe the treatment still does something, because in the water Danny breaks down and cries because he too, and there is not even anything funny to say here, understands that this is the end and that it is no longer possible to stretch this show.
His heart did not open to Shani.
No matter how much Persian food she eats it.
In the deep.
Shani and Danny, Photo: Keshet 12
Mano and Nitzan were also there in the episode, did not do much other than be cute as usual, and then returned to their starting point - well, needless to say, on Mano's porch, they drank alcohol.
Perhaps the secret to a good relationship is to simply drink, smoke and stare from above in an urban landscape, while mumbling the mantra "everything is good".
All is well.