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Worked on me in the bathroom: the smell of the lie, the scent of the spa Israel today

2021-11-19T06:33:48.020Z


The little lies of life can drive me crazy. It happened to me this week


I know this regret is a step up the ladder of irritability.

I know, and yet I will ask your attention, because in my mind the thing: I do not tolerate being worked on.

No one likes to be worked on.

Any person in the world, including the Dalai Lama, who receives a surplus of 100 while giving a bill of 200, may raise his voice, and if the one in front of him insists, he will be very frustrated.

Well, that's not what this is about.

I'm talking about the little lies of life, lies of marketing, of utilitarianism.

Of prices quoted in amounts of something point 99. They are the ones that drive me crazy.

It's been a long time since I've hung up on conversations that start with "what does it sound like?".

You can of course cut them even earlier, in the "Jacob" stage.

Whoever calls me "Jacob" and not "Kobi" does not want my best.

He wants his best.

The problem is that until "what does it sound like?"

It is impossible to disconnect, because perhaps it is income tax, social security, the Israel Defense Forces;

Only when the "what does it sound like?"

The hot and interesting, then it turns out that it is the forces of black, marketing and snoring, that rise up on my bride.

I hang up immediately, without even saying a word.

Forgiveness and forgiveness from the interest-giving loans company and from mother Rachel A.H.

I almost got used to it, until the forces of falsehood and insult attacked in an unexpected place.

In the bathroom, excuse me.

Right inside my private restroom, I was facing forces stronger than me this week, only they did not know they were dealing with someone who came prepared:

"Spa-scented air freshener."

What fragrance does the spa have? The spa has no fragrance. It has a characteristic odor, because it is perfumed with artificial fragrances that are already identified with it, something that is a combination of the lie of incense in the waiting room, the lie of oil in the treatment room, the lie of the fabric softener used to wash the towels. All of these fragrances are not "spa fragrances". They are smells that can make us remember the spa even when we're in our poor bathroom, and our daughter yells at us from the other room we forgot to recharge her multi-line.

That is, the manufacturer of this particular air purifier, who uses a double lie (he makes us imagine something imaginary) did not even bother to disguise his intention to deceive us.

He did not choose the "smell of lilac and hibiscus" (which also has nothing in it, but it at least exists in reality), but wrote quite explicitly that he was working on us.

The exact scent of the air purifier is basically "a fragrance of lifeless idiots, who in one thesis return to some delightful and memorable experience they had sometime years ago, so let's sell them things."

Since there is not enough space on the bottle, settle for the caption "Spa Scent".

And it made me so upset, that I really felt like taking the bottle and throwing it away.

But then I pressed the sprinkler, and the air was suddenly filled with a crazy, refreshing and clean scent, just like that of a spa, and I immediately felt good and pleasant, and everything that was busy became loose.

I left the cell smiling and reconciled.

kobiarieli@gmail.com

Source: israelhayom

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