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Botox, shopping list and anxiety attack: The men have arrived

Isn't it true that we have not had a reality that we can indulge in for a long time?

So here it is.

The first episode of "New Love" looks promising.

Ofir Sagarsky concludes with cautious optimism

Karin Arad

04/04/2022

04/04/2022

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After a season we forgot as soon as it's over, "New Love," the graceful super-express version of "Wedding," returns for another season.

This time hosted by Maya Wertheimer, the richest woman on tapecast is "simple and accessible".

This season, too, we will probably not find love for the participants in the program, but we will try to learn from them important lessons about relationships in our lives, while we roughly project our personal life experience on them.

This time they gathered in a Bauhaus building designed as an advertisement for Chief of Staff Shani Golan, a woman without age (35) but with an independent office in the field of something;

Al Adida (34) is a professional makeup artist from France who stands out as the seasonal identity complex;

And Mariana Deitz (32) - just do not call her divorced - divorced and a single mother to a three-year-old child and "ripe for the next stage".

Judgment Day arrives, and the four women meet in the IKEA living room, dripping as much character as possible in five minutes of screen time.

Mariana is looking for a deep and serious relationship, with a partner who will love her and assemble furniture.

Shani soon turns out to be the tact of the room, with the remark about her age, which is about everyone's age: "It's like dog years in those years."

But it's okay, because they'll have a guy next to her next to whom she's parked Bavli.

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Shani and Mr. Jaw Line

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

When it comes to plasma status, they are required to gamble on their favorite guy among the plethora of hollow clichés, such as "the more you do, the more you can do."

This quote actually belongs to my favorite profile - a man who loves independent women and doing laundry - but Golan is actually attracted to the plastic surgeon Michael, who in the video mainly shows preoccupation with his own and others' appearance.

"We'll have fun, visit each other," she fantasizes.

To her delight Michael confirms that he is satisfied with the appearance, and here Shani got the ego boost she was looking for.

But very quickly she discovers that she has exhausted the benefit in this guy.

It starts with the perfect pick-up line question, "How old are you," a question that is loved by women in general and Shani in particular.

And another crack that could not be filled with Botox was discovered in Michael's personality: he has no religious background, or at least a traditional one, which could have helped Shani imagine him as what she was looking for.

She still gives a chance to the resemblance between them and goes out with him to eat chips at the market so they can judge each other for the hardware, but the magical plan goes awry - and Michael flirts with the saleswoman before her eyes.

At first these are compliments on her hair, and then on her body.

"I've been working here for two years," stutters the girl who looks like his niece.

"You do not see, you look like fire."

The truth?

Even without Golan's presence, this comment is out of place.

No one asked you if she was fat from French fries or not.

But Mr. Gym, we already understood, also serves as a surprise guide.

Here's an idea for an even more depressing reality.

On the defendants' bench, in an attempt to get out of the flirtation affair, Dr. Michael scolds Shani for talking about plastic surgery and therefore speaks to women "differently." She does not understand the connection, and neither do we. Until she blurted out loud, as she lay on the couch, "I owe Spice."

Mariana and Falcon Light Years

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

It's Mariana's turn to choose between the Sims characters, and she is undecided Ben Daniel feels-mature-for-a-child, and Razi Ben, the live-action version of Light Years Falcon, developed in his introductory monologue when he folds his hands like a child in punishment.

He is compressed, addicted to fitness and by and large looks like a lump of emotional repression, which is why Mariana actually wants him.

Both she and the experts attribute to him lightness and pan, God knows why.

I imagined their date bad, but to be honest, I could not imagine it that bad.

The discourse opens with a spectacular detail by Razi of a shopping list, a review of the tomatoes in the fridge and a lecture on the virtues of tofu.

He does not smoke, she does, and he rules, "We'll work on it."

He still does not remember her name to the end, but it will come too.

The experts, for some reason, give him credit points: "He's under pressure."

To release, in fun, but far away and with an open window.

To try to throw her some kind word anyway, Razi also identifies as a wrinkle diagnoser, and after guessing Mariana's age, he insists she has Botox.

Razi, listen.

This is where you touched my heart.

We live in a confusing age, I understand.

But sometimes it's really simple.

Next time, try this: "You're beautiful."

Or, "I like you."

It really is not that complicated.

On the other hand, as it seems at the moment, Razi's complimenting skills are really his last issue.

Because in those few hours, it is also enough to judge Mariana for being divorced with a child.

If I put myself in his shoes for a moment, which are surely huge and aggressive Nike in orange and black, I understand.

Joining such a lineup, it was not his dream.

But Razi is so focused on his fears that he does not count the woman in front of him, slapping her face with exactly the stereotype that haunts her: "I imagine someone with nails like that, a smoker."

If so, it does not even bother him to raise a foreign child, he does not even think about it.

He's bothered by the appearance of the term "divorced," which, excuse me, is repulsive.

"Are you related to the child?", He blows.

Well, is this single mom related to her son?

Yes, Razi.

Yes.

Dana and the Flinston era

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

Dana is now hosted on the Wertheimer sofa, and she walks on the Mansouri era, who feels at home, warmth, family.

I also heard "Itamar" here?

"Your name is Dana, like my sister, and she just got engaged," Mansouri joins the promising opening line sequence.

But Dana loves.

She also loves that he came with flowers and a bottle of wine, and she does not care that he is divorced.

When there is a connection, and there is a connection, it flies.

And I'll fly over it, you know.

She's the most real-life character, for me, so far.

Besides, Dana says, she's tired of the tattooed Boys fabric.

She has been through this superficial period in her life, and now she is looking for a good character and dice.

It is unbelievable how many of us all clichés fall in love with clichés.

And even as we sober up from the clichés, we fall for another cliché - which is the Mansouri era, a warm man of home.

As the family guy he is, in the best tradition, Mansouri sends Dana to cook.

In the meantime, it's okay, because it turns out that all Dana wanted was a man to cook for him.

As for Dana, right now.

She won a machoist, a friend, a boyfriend, a brother and whatever she wanted.

By and large, her romantic fantasy is made up of all the military jargon of the 1980s.

After her boyfriend finishes patting all the fluttering tank tops and tanned bodies around him, he pampers her with a bouquet of flowers - and in doing so buys her heart out once and for all.

How do you say in reality?

Dana "All In".

Dana, on the other hand, is actually pleased that Idan understood his role at home.

It is not so difficult, because his job to look after her is cooking.

Al and Amir had an anxiety attack

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

Last on the list of condemned is Al, who goes for Amir Fiddler, a "freak of history."

He wonders if it's supposed to turn on a girl and in my eyes yes, but I do not know, I'm in a relationship with a Bible teacher. On the first impression test, they both seem to have passed successfully

. An evening planned for all couples, he begins to stress disproportionately, as if he was sure he was signed up for another reality show. God, the gift of God, it's annoying. This Amir already hears Haim Cohen write back.

The pressure kettle in Amir's head is steaming, and the fuse does not jump.

It will take her five minutes to get organized, she says, while Amir flutters around the house as if he were the host.

The experts come to her with criticism, but seriously - what is so frightening about some people you do not know?

who cares?

Put something that will swell in the pot, add soup powder to it and do not tell anyone who made it.

That's how you do at friends' meals, isn't it?

The meal begins, thank God, that is, to the abstract conceptual god known from the holy books, and an abundance of salads and pastas are passed from hand to hand.

For Dana it's time to shine.

She is already calling her partner "Haim", bragging about the wine and flowers she received.

It is very quickly revealed that she is picking up at events, a canine type.

Michael also shines, but everyone was happy that he would shine a little weaker.

It starts when he gets a compliment on his cheekbones, fixes: "jaw line";

Continues as he chats about his success at Tiktok (has anyone encountered him?) And reaches a climax, at least in terms of two, as he pulls fruit with his hands from the plate that rests on the table for the common good.

To buy back the love of the audience, he asks what is the age of those around him, all at an age when they no longer enjoy playing out loud.

Turns out he knows Shani doesn't want to open it up, which makes his question even more disgusting, all the more so when he focuses the spotlight on it.

As if Dr. Jackal wanted to say to her, "Ah, I cried you?

Let's see what I can do. "And think we should spend another two days with him.

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

But in this episode, when there seems to be no lower, you can always scratch another layer.

Participants crack into a "never" game ("Never") combined with a drinking challenge, through which ugly truths are revealed about everyone.

Say, who betrayed.

Were you able to guess?

That's right, Doctor again.

In terms of two it is a red line, but is this red line relevant at all after all the lines before it have already been crossed?

"Men who did not drink here, I do not believe," Michael tries to recruit supporters around him in vain.

Is every man indeed a traitor?

I do not believe.

Rather, I want to believe not.

But even if the others lied even if some of them lied - it already puts them in a good position of their own, because they understand that betrayal is not an act of admitting it in prime time.

For some reason, in this shit night, Al manages to envy the other couples.

But it's not just a matter of intimacy: do not say that no conversation captures it.

She is in tears.

Everything that had accumulated in her during the day breaks out at once, and it is revealed that all her chatter about "Chill" hid suffocation and fear.

She has no moment here alone, and she is a person of alone.

At the same time that I identify with her, she's tiring me from now on.

If you're a single person, then why put yourself in a dating training camp?

El escapes to the side, and on this occasion Zalanski's Mediterranean brother is revealed in all his glory.

He picks her up on how amazing she is, reassures her and encourages her to come back.

how sweet.

In retrospect, he reveals to her, he too suffered in this incident, but kept it to himself.

"But why?", She asks.

"How am I supposed to know you?".

At that moment I understand what is bothering her in it, except that humans, in general, are bothering her.

He feels unauthentic to her, and his effort to exercise control tires her out.

She wants to know who he really is.

But for most people it is impossible to know who they really are, certainly not after one day but also not after two months, and sometimes not even after half a year.

Besides, she has a stressful attitude, and no one wants to share difficulties in front of a toaster look.

New Love (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13 New Love)

Shani also feels that she no longer knows the man in front of her.

At first she thought he was a jerk, but now he is bad.

"I just cheated on my partner," the plastic surgeon explains without explaining anything.

"I was 24, 25."

But the age excuse does not convince her, and he does not do much to soften her experience.

"I can not read you," she says.

"You are so many things."

So much?

Dosh, traitor, tactless - what else?

In the evening, a light-year-old falcon also sits with Mariana, confessing that in his eyes "she is really cute", and also that he is attracted to her externally. And there is mourning! But what? "I want to know you Two women and one man who are stressed out to meet someone one evening (well, the format pretty much limits them in time), the three of them started on the left foot.

The story of Dana's legend is also shattered by one unfortunate statement, when a warm housekeeper grabs her for a reprimand call for her behavior tonight.

The crime?

She drank chasers.

"I want to see the more real Dana," he tells her, a manipulative sentence that means, "I want you the way I love you."

Dana comes to him that she is not the most beautiful, sparkling and present figure in the room.

"You do not seem to like one of the sides in me so much," she replies surgically.

And that's the catch in the guy "like he used to be," Dana.

First of all, he lets you do all the housework, but leave, you love it.

The second catch is that an old man also wants you an old woman.

This is a man of "a woman from a good home should be innocent and silent a lot."

This is exactly the man who will "respect you" by turning off the sides that make you feel alive.

Are you sociable, having fun, laughing?

Nah, that's not true.

But Dana, fortunately and happily, is calm, and she immediately understands what is happening here.

Instead of many others getting confused, sealed off, losing confidence, she replies, "It turns me off."

"What the hell, I'll not turn you off in life," Idan mutters, but Dana is not confused: "I worked so hard to get to this whole place with myself that no one will challenge me, with all due respect."

Yu Go Girl.

Without noticing, he once again gave her the stage to be the star of the evening.

And that is, more or less, the only bright spot that this chapter has provided us.

In the next episode, according to the promo, it gets worse.

how fun!

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