"Sorry, but these chips are a little cold and dry."
How dry?
Try more than 60 years of dryness and mold, thanks for asking.
And the bad news: You can't replace this dish in a restaurant with a warmer, fresher one, because the statute of limitations probably already applies to it.
This strange story recently took place in Crystal Lake, Illinois, USA, after a man named Rob Jones made renovations to his bathroom. During the works, Jones discovered something strange and wrapped in a rag, damp in the exposed wall. ) Found inside a half-portion of a particularly old McDonald's French fries, accompanied by several bags and wrappers that betrayed her advanced age.
Jones is pretty sure the Peggy attackers have been hiding in the wall since 1959, the year the house was built.
One of the findings that strengthens the claim of the culinary archaeologist is the design of the bags of McDonald's, on which is the figure of Speedee, the first mascot of the fast food chain, which was replaced by the clown Ronald McDonald only in 1967.
The bags most found, it was reported, were in use between 1955 and 1961.
In a post he wrote on the social network "Reddit", Jones explained that the cream of the chips was "still crispy" (there is no chance that he tried to taste it, right? After all, the five-second rule expired a long time ago).
In his opinion, it was put into the wall by one of the builders, who bought his meal at a nearby McDonald's branch, and apparently was too lazy to throw his leftover food in the trash, or just wanted to break the internet - a good few decades before the internet was even invented.
Indeed, Rob's discovery makes names on the net, with some calling the findings "forbidden chips."
Must make a movie about it.
Or at least mm.
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